Cheesy pick up lines😉😏

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Jimin:
Jimin: are you a library book 📚?

You: jimin you don't even go to the library? And no?

Jimin: aw that's a shame I was hoping to check you out😏

You: boi no!

Jimin: ayy pretty smooth huh

You: hahahahaaaa that's the funniest thing I've heard all day 😂

Jimin: S-shut up!

Suga:
You: hey yoongssss

Suga: I'm making coffee ☕️

You: okay?

Suga: how many sugas?

You: omg no

Suga: I'm listening to Big Bang

You: cool

Suga: they named the band after me and you 😏

You: I swear to god..!

Jungkook:
Jungkook: the word of the day is "legs"

You: um okay..

Jungkook: lets go back to my place and spread the word 😉😏

You: I'm gonna kick your ass you son of a bitch!

Jungkook: fine what if I buy you food?

You: ohh then maybe!

Jin:
Jin: they're are 21 letters in the alphabet right?

You: no not quite..

Jin: ohh I forgot U R A Q T

You: that was cute!~

Jin: not as cute as you!

Jhope:
Jhope: I seem to be missing the ho in my name..

You: you do?

Jhope: are you the ho I'm looking for?

You: WHAT DA FAQ DID YIU JUST CALL ME?!

Jhope: I'm sorry jagiya I was trying to be cute!!

V:
V: are you a baker?

You: don't you d-..

V: cos you have some pretty nice buns😏😏

You: I swear to god taehyung you will die tonight!

Rapmonster:
Rapmonster; I hope you know CPR!

You: JOONIE ARE YOU OKAYY

Rapmonster: cos you take my breath away😉

You: you scared me!!

Rapmonster:I scared me to.. when I looked in the mirror this morning xD

You: bishhh

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Bish I was bored xD and I'm listening to the "confession song" cos it's so cutee!~

Anywayz I hope you liked this!

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