Whole. BTS preferences

BTS meeting seventeen🍥

Rap monster: ugh I have so many kids ;-;

S.coups: TRY 'AVIN 15 OF THEM

Rapmonster: yeh um no thanks

S.coups: THAT'S WHAT I THOU-

Hoshi: *runs around with jeonghans tampon stuck up his nose*

Rap monster: that's not my kid

Jeonghan: HONEY I RAN OUT OF TAMPONS

Rap monster: *slowly leaves*

Jimin: so you dance?

The8: yep

Jimin: you suck?

The8: hoshi ? Yep

Jimin: um no

The8: oh sorry, you mean jun ? Yep

Jimin: what?

The8: what.

Jhope: I'm the greatest horse

DK: You wish

Jhope: no you wish

DK: no you do

Jhope: no yo-

Suga: STFU MAN.

DK: Correction. Horse*

Suga: die.

Jungkook: I'm the greatest maknae

Dino: hahahahahagaffwxjez

Jungkook: wtf is so funny?

Dino: um the joke you just made?

Jungkook: I didn't make a joke though ?

Dino: you said you were the greatest maknae, so I laughed :)

Jungkook: stfu, it's the truth

Dino: you're the funniest person I've ever met but don't overuse that joke cause soon, it'll no longer be funny :))))

Jungkook: ;-;

*meanwhile, hoshi be running around like a lunatic with a tampon shoved up his nostrel and taehyung be trying to shove it in his ear hole?*

BTS: HAHAHAHA

Woozi: wut ;-;

BTS: you're small

*wakes up*

Woozi: it was just a dream

BTS: but you're still small

Hiya, I'm sorry I didn't in include all the svt members or all the bts ones this was a really rushed chapter

And I'm sure, to the people who requested one shots, they'll be up soon

But one last thing,

Dear who ever may be reading this
You're perfect, in every way

I don't care if you're the prettiest girl In the world or if you arent particularly skinny, you're still perfect

Everyone has insecurities or something they hate about themselves

So don't worry

And if you think that you're worthless at any time, any place, any moment

Remember

I don't care who you are

Ily

No matter what

And I know many fans have anxiety, depression, eating disorders etc etc

But no matter what you're still perfect

And never ever everrrr think that no one cares or that no one loves you

Because I do

And this may not affect you and you're probably telling me to shut up and to stop being a cringy idiot

But I want people to know that I'm not just some girl behind a screen with no life

Even though I am that

I just want you to know I care and that my dms are open

So slide in em' ;))))