Whole. BTS preferences

👃🏻When he texts you drunk👂🏻

Jin:

Jin: baby

You: what's up Jin I'm kinda busy right now, you know I'm at work!

Jin: I know but...I burnt my toast

You: JIN WTF ARE YOU DRUNK

Jin: pfft nah it's just burnt toast god don't be so dramatic!

You: 1 you never burn toast 2 you don't have an attitude except when you're drunk and 3 I CAN SMELL YOUR BREATH THROUGH THE PHONE!

(abracafuqingdabra)

Jin: woman you're being so dramatic

You: I'm coming home! hAVE A GLASS O DAMN WATER OKAY

Suga:

Suga: waddup girl you want some Suga wid that tea?

You: I'm sitting across from you and you could of just said that..?

Suga: hey girl you a V-irgin if so let me be your first

You: damn Suga you drunk

Suga: y/n everyone hates me!

You: yep you drunk aS FU-

Rap monster:

Namjoon: c/n is pissing me off

You: well I'm working so there's nothing I can do okay?

Namjoon: he's eating his damn sandwich like he owns the place

You: hey joonie?

Namjoon: what?

You: stop drinking :)

Jhope:

Jhope: ADGESCJIECB Y/N I LUB YOUUXDJKTSV

You: hoseok oppa did you get drunk again?

Jhope: MAYBE SEHDWSBKTWVJ

V:

Taehyung: DAB

You: in at my mums house so no

Taehyung: DAB ON IT!

You: v istg

Taehyung: WADDUP GURL? YOU NEED TO DAB?

You: V PUT THE ALCOHOL DOWN MKAY

Taehyung: if you dab :3

You: ugh fine

Taehyung: that's my good girl

Jimin:

Jimin: you an exo fan? Cos I got a D and you got an O ;)

You: CHILL YO HORNY ASS DOWN

Jimin: I know one thing that won't go down

You: it will when I break it :)

Jimin: damn

Jungkook:

*IS NEVER DRUNK COS HE AINT LEGAL MKAYYYY*

Hewwo

So I'm going France tomorrow
5am western standard time and I'm so excited

Ima stay up all night so message me on Kik: sanhasthetic

Or

SNOW app: yehet-renjun

Mkay good bye