A Thing Called Life

Ch.1 A Thing Called Happiness Pt.2

As me and DeAndre took our seats, our teacher walked in named Mrs. Jackenjill. She's about 5"10, she has a pot belly, golden brown hair and two moles on the right side of her face. The thought of her being married is unbelievable. And to put the cherry on top, she has the ugliest Swedish accent you'd ever hear. 

"Attention class. We have a new student present today." she says. Everybody looks around the classroom. "She's not in here you idiots! She's outside. She wanted to wait until I introduced her. Her name is Tyra Quanerez. Please come on in sweetheart." Everybody seemed as if they were so excited to see this mysterious Tyra. I mean she can't be that interesting. I leaned in to DeAndre and said, "So typical. What is she supposed to make this great impact that stops me in the middle of the sentence_"

Tyra walked in the classroom. Her beauty actually stopped me in the middle of my sentence ironically. She has tan skin so softer than a baby's bottom. Her hair is a sandy brown and it's so long I could make it into my cacoon. Her smile could silence a room. She's a show stopper. And don't get me started on that big, top notch ass. 

"Hello everybody." she said. Her voice is so soft. I just have to know her. "Ms.Quanerez you can sit there right next to Mr.Love. Raise your hand dear." "Yes." I whispered to myself. I quickly raised my hand. "Right there Ms. Quanerez." Mrs. Jackenjill said. As soon as she sat down I introduced myself. "Hey. My name's Robby. Robby Love." I reached out my hand. She shaked and said, "Tyra."

"Well I know that. Duh." I said trying to make her laugh. She just stared at me. "Okay class take out your workbooks and turn to page 47." Mrs. Jackenjill said. We all took out our books. "I hate these stupid books. They're just so annoying." I said continuing to try to make her laugh. But I just get another weird look. "Not even a smile." I say. Then she giggles. "There we go."

"Mr. Love! Please pay attention. We have a test on this material on Thursday." Mrs. Jackenjill said. "Yes ma'am." I say. "Let me go ahead and tell you. She might be nice now, but she's going to be a major bitch later on." I whispered to her. Then she giggles again. "You have a cute laugh Tyra. We should more so I can hear it more." "Well that would be nice Mr.Love." she says. I laugh. "You know you're not too bad yourself either." "You too." she replies.

The bells rings and DeAndre walks up. "Talk about a major snore fest." he says. "Man that girl Tyra. She's a bad chick." I say. "I wish I could agree. But Lilah's the only that I see." he says. "That's so weird. How you call my sis babe and kiss her and hug her. It's not a thought that I want in my head." I reply. "Well get use to it because the next step is fucking." he says. We both laugh. "Man stop that's nasty." I say still laughing. "But if you do decide to take that step, please use protection alright." I say getting serious. "Okay dad." DeAndre says. 

We walk to lunch. "Aw shit! We're having that same nasty shit they served yesterday." DeAndre said. But I'm not even really paying attention. All I'm looking at is the beautiful new girl. "Dude. Did you here me?" DeAndre asked. "Yeah yeah. I'm about to kick it with Tyra for a minute. I'll catch ya later bro." I said walking away. 

I sat down at Tyra's table. There was nobody there but us. That made it even better. "Hey Ty. Can I call you Ty?" I asked. "Yeah." she said with the prettiest smile I've ever seen. "You know you're a nice boy. Maybe the nicest boy I've ever met. I like you." "Well I just have that effect on people if you know what I mean. But I like you too." I say. 

"So tell me about yourself. What do you like?" I ask. "I love hip hop music, burgers, singing and sex." she says. My eyes pop out of my head when she says the last thing. What could she have meant. I hope I'm not falling for any type of hoe. "What do you mean sex? Have you ever had it?" I ask. "No. But I love the idea of it. Making sweet love to the man of your dreams. Who doesn't dream of that?" she says.

That is true. When that first time happens. I want it to be a person who loves me no matter what happens. Married or not. And I hope it's Tyra. "You make a lotta sense. I would want that to. But a woman instead of a man." I say looking for a laugh. And I get one. She laughs so hard milk comes out her nose. "Goddamn Ty. It wasn't that funny." I say. But I'm actually jumping around inside because I can make Tyra laugh.

So it's time to go back to class and I'm bummed. I actually had more fun than I would've had with DeAndre. Tyra is my type of girl. I try to look for DeAndre but he's nowhere to be found. But then I spot him talking to another hot girl he found lurking around this school. Pittiful. DeAndre will fuck anything that walks. But let me go over there and remind him about Lilah.

"Hey Deandre. If you're going to cheat on my sister, cheat on her without me around." I say balling up my fist. "Whatcha talking about. This is my cousin Kenya." he said. "Oh." I said feeling like a major douchebag. "Listen Robby. I would never do anything to hurt your sister. I love her." DeAndre said. 

I backed off. "Well sorry man. I forgot about this thing called happiness."