Falling Paints ~ Klance

Chapter 1 ~ Mullet Man as Seen on TV

Lance's Pov~

I'm 17, and just your average, hot Cuban boy. And I'm a ladies man.

I love the ocean and my family.

And I hate Keith Kogane, I think. My thoughts going elsewhere in my history class.

Now I have my reasons. For 1 that stupid mullet of his. Who even has a mullet these days? Second, he's a fricking emo child, like MCR is over no need to cry about it some more.

Third, he's insufferable. Like, everywhere I go, it's that mullet head trying to one up me.

Sigh. It's always about Keith, I thought.

"Hey Lance, you ok there buddy?" My friend Hunk asked me.

I turn toward him, "Yeah man, no need to worry."

He gave me a warming smile.

I turn back toward the teacher, trying to forget my thoughts of the horrid Keith Kogane.

~ Time skip ~

After the boring lecture, I leave the classroom with Hunk, to go find our friend the Pidgeon. Or Pidge.

"Oh, there they are," Hunk says pointing over to a small short hazel haired child by the lockers.

"Hey Pidge," I say to them as Hunk and I walk up to them.

They turn and push their glasses up higher their nose. "Hey Lance, hey Hunk. Lunch?"

"Lunch." Hunk agreed.

As Hunk and Pidge were talking about how bad the cafeteria food was, I took the chance to look around. My eyes wondered as Hunk said something about hotdogs, they landed on the hot af man of my gay dreams, Takashi Shirogone. Or Shiro.

Shiro was handsomely walking over to his group's table. Where conveniently Keith sat, along with the popular girl, "Princess" Allura.

I just don't get how Keith Kogane would know Shiro.

"Hey Lance," Pidge said, interrupting my thoughts, "what did you want to eat?"

"Oh, uh, I'll have the salad," I reply to them not paying attention to what I was saying.

We payed, going to our own table a little ways away from Keith, Shiro, and Allura.

I look down at my food in disgust. Hey I have nothing against salad, but really self, couldn't you pick something a little more.... calorie filled?

I pushed to box of salad away, and looked over to what Hunk and Pidge got.

Hunk had what looked like a gourmet hamburger with all that he wanted. Pidge had a plain salad, like I had only moments ago.

I sighed.

Bored.

Bored.

Bored.

Wait.

Salad.

Keith.

Salad. Keith.

Keith salad.

I scrunched my face up in excitement as a brilliant idea formed in my head.

"Uh oh, Lance is at it again," Said Hunk looking anxiously at Lance.

"What is it now, Lance?"

"I'll be right back," I say as I grab my box of salad and opening it, heading to a certain Mullet's direction.

"Wha- Lance, wait-," Hunk started.

I ignored him and kept on my way, a smirk creeping onto my face. I couldn't wait to see his shocked face.

I sneaked up behind Keith, do that him and the others at his table wouldn't see me. Opening the box of salad, I ran and dumped it on Keith's head. I quickly sprinted away from the table and looked back at Keith, hiding behind a wall close by.

Keith's Pov~

I can hear Shiro, say something or other, smart to Allura.

I poke around my "lunch" of a carton of milk and a piece of bread.

Shlop.

Everything stops.

I feel, wet. Not that kind of wet but my head. I can feel something going down my my head, and all I can feel is anger.

"Woah, Keith! What happened? Are you ok," Shiro asked his "Dad Mode" kicking in.

I growled and ignored the questions, I looked around for a Cuban boy I know, that did this.

I spot him only a few moments later hiding behind a wall.

I feel the anger boiling in me as I stand up, still ignoring the protests from Shiro and the rest of the table.

I walk over to the laughing figure, and once I get there I pull his shirt collar up bring him face to face with me.

He's not laughing anymore.

"H-hey buddy," he stutters, "h-how ya been?"

I scowl at him and continue to stare him down. The whole cafeteria has gone silent, watching us two.

"'Buddy'? That's all you have to say to me? Is 'buddy'?"

"I, uh-" he starts.

"You better clean this up McClain," I say dragging him along with me to the bathroom.

We leave the cafeteria, and everyone was stunned.

Ok! 762 words for this chapter! Sorry this is taking so long, my finals have come up this week and next week. I cry.

Next chapter will be out eventually.

~Pengu