I remember that day like it was yesterday. I, being one of the many subjects of Dogopolis, was getting ready for King Doge's wedding. When I heard the news of his suicide, I was petrified. Without a proper ruler, the kingdom went insane. Houses were burned to the ground, Lives were lost, and war almost broke out between the kingdoms, just like the "rivalry" did. That's when I knew that I couldn't just sit there and wait for something good to happen, I had to do something about it. Then I thought of something. What wasn't mentioned in all those history books about the rivalry was that the original two kingdoms had split into four: Philand, Dantory, Septicate, and Markin. Most people, including King Doge, had just assumed there were only three kingdoms, but they had split years ago. If I could bring them back together, I thought, I could prevent this tragedy from repeating itself. And with that, I set off. "Next stop: Septicate!" I shouted. I enthusiastically ran to get some snacks while thinking of a pun to use.
[another half chapter. Sorry for the wait, I couldn't think of where to start.]
Question of the half chapter: What's your favorite pun?
Note for Bri: Today was a sad day wasn't it. I know I said it a million times today but I miss you.
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The Pun of Three Kingdoms (Happier sequel to Much Royalty)
FanfictionAfter the heartbreaking news of King Doge's death, Pun Dog was determined to make the world a happier place. But he must start by reuniting the existing rulers.
