As I made my way through Stepticate, I noticed that it was very different then how it used to be, and not in a good way. I hadn't been around there for ages, but it definitely got worse, like it was missing something, or someone. "Of course! Mark!" I thought to myself. "I just need to convince them to get back together... and what better way than with puns! I ran straight to the castle and through the door. After all, what could go wrong? Jack happened to be in his room looking a bit frustrated. Maybe it was about his kingdom falling into ruin? Or maybe he was just playing a rage game? Either way, this wasn't normal. He seemed to just be playing and not recording so I pranced on in. Then I remembered... humans don't understand us dogs' language. I had to think of a way through this. How could I possibly get the kingdoms reunited if I can't communicate? It's not like I could just write a note with these paws, or type i- wait a minute that might work! I waited for Jack to stand up from his seat and hopped over to the computer. I had never actually used one before so I had to guess. I opened up something called "Google" and typed a little paragraph into the bar...
"Ruff ruff,
Arf woof arf bark bark bork bork arf pant arf bark
Bowow arf. bork ruff bork arf bowow arf bork.
Woof woof arf woof, bork bark bork! Ruff pant bowow,
Arf bork ruff bork woof woof bark ruff.
Bowow,
Arf."
I looked proud at the wonderful grammar and puns of what I just typed, determined that this was the perfect plan. I pranced out of the room just as I came in, as exited and joyful as ever.
[sorry for not updating recently. I've been very busy.]
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The Pun of Three Kingdoms (Happier sequel to Much Royalty)
FanfictionAfter the heartbreaking news of King Doge's death, Pun Dog was determined to make the world a happier place. But he must start by reuniting the existing rulers.
