Skinny Girl Struggles

FAQ : Do I eat?

I'm glad you turned to the next page. Because as you can tell from the heading, I will be answering this most frequently asked question. Ever.

Do I eat? Wonderful question. The answer?

No.

I don't. That's how come even after a decade, I'm still alive. Because food is NOT essential for life.

You jackass. Do you not read your science notes?

If you're one of the people who have asked me this question -don't worry keep reading, I wrote this for you- I will give you the answer that I wish I gave you back in sixth grade.

But first let's see how It went the first time I was asked this.

Pretty girl with the average bmi: do you even eat?

Me: ...yes, always.

Pretty girl with the average bmi: no you don't. You're way to skinny. You should eat.

Me: I know, I do.

Pretty girl with the average bmi: No. You don't. Here have my very expensive burger full of all the necessary nutrients for a healthy growth.

...

Hehe. What? You would've taken the burger too, don't lie.

Okay so now that I'm a smarter and more educated person, let me share my knowledge with you.

First of all, never ask anyone at all if "they eat". That  is just very stupid and rude. Without food we can't survive.

In fact most of us naturally skinny girls eat A LOT! And some of us are actually trying to gain weight!!! Surprised much? That's the truth anyway. Because you keep pointing out our flaws and we think that maybe if we're like you l you would leave us alone.

But if you want you can always buy me food because I'm always hungry anyway- it won't have much effect on my appearance but don't worry, I will never reject free food. Thanks to all those who bought me free food by the way.

So yes. I do eat.

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