Harry Potter Oneshots From Every Era

Overslept

ScorpiusxRose

I had the perfect plan. I got Lyra and Leo to help me as well, so i explained what to do. Scorpius had ditched our special meet up at midnight and now, at one in the morning, we were going to punish him.

We were going to sneak into his room and wake him up by spraying water in his face, making loads of explosions around his face, and making his hand repeatedly smack himself in the face until he woke up.

I pushed the door to the dormitories open and grinned when it clicked back into place. Lyra was looking at Scorpius' bed with a slightly confused face. I followed her gaze and found that the curtains were pulled shut around Scorps bed, which didn't seem right at all. He never closed his curtains.

Leo, brushing his black hair out of his face, pulled back a small part of the curtains back and gasped at what he saw, dropping the material and stumbling backwards, almost bumping into his twin sister.

'What?' I whispered. I wanted to know, but at the same time i didn't. 'Just have a look, Perce.' He replied, as both Lyra and i stepped forwards towards the bed. I poked my head in through a small gap in the drapery and almost shouted with shock.

In the bed, instead of just Scorpius, there was another person in the bed with him. There was a large ball of flaming red hair, which was sprawled out over Scorps stomach. She was snuggled up at his side, and, from what i could see from the small section of her bare back that was visible, she was mostly if not completely naked.

I quickly pulled the curtains closed and walked back to Leo. 'Rose Weasley! He could have picked anyone, anyone in the school, and he picked the person who his parents loath more than anyone else! It's like he's got a death wish! And he ditched us for Rose Weasley!' I ranted, making sure to keep my voice at a whisper.

'I think we established as much.' Replied Lyra sarcastically. 'But you're right. He couldn't have picked a better girl.' We elapsed into a thoughtful silence, which was rudely interrupted by some quiet muttering coming from Scorpius' bed.

Then, there was the sound of skin coming in contact with more skin with strength. 'Bloody hell, Weasley!' Shouted Scorpius, making us freeze in the corner. 'Are you trying to give me a fucking heart attack?'
'Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, don't you DARE swear in front of my, or i will hex you off this earth!'
'...Fine.'
'Aww, Scorpie listened to me!'
'Don't get used to it.'
'I have to go now, or we'll get caught.' Too late, i thought.
'No, don't go, i need a cuuuudle.' Leo retched silently beside me.
'Yeah yeah, me too, but-'
'FUCK FUCK FUCK, FUCKETY FUCKING FUCK.' Said Scorpius suddenly.
'What did i just-'
'I was supposed to be meeting up with the Zabini twins and Perseus at midnight! I'm a whole fucking hour late!'

There was a very prolonged silence, before a whisper that non of us managed to catch, and the sound of rustling covers. Suddenly, without warning, she curtains whipped back and a shirtless Scorpius Malfoy stepped out. His face was paler than usual and he was breathing deeply.

'Not bad, Malfoy. Been working out, or is it some special potion you use?' Said Lyra jokingly, scanning Scorps muscly body.

'How much- What did- Did you-?' I seemed to be the only person to pick up on what he was saying. 'You have a very good and very bad choice of women, Scorp. You'd think you wanted to be murdered.' Scorpius seemed slightly relieved when i said this, as he let out a very deep breath and relaxed slightly, even allowing a small smirk to appear on his face, before saying. 'Well, there you go, my secrets out.'

Rose stepped out from behind him, now fully clothed, and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. She turned to the rest of the room, bowed her head, walked past us and pushed the door open. Just as she was about to shut the door, she hesitated. She walked back in, shut the door, and leaned against it.

'Right, i'll let you off with "Bloody" because i say it sometimes, but i believe there was another eight swear words in there, so... Eight days without a kiss, i would say.' Scorpius visibly paled and his eyes went wide.

'No, you wouldn't... You couldn't...' I couldn't help but chuckle at the was she could control him. 'I think you'll find i can.'
'No, no... Please no...'
'You don't want it to be eight weeks, do you?' Scorpius' mouth immediately snapped shut, and Rose smirked triumphantly before slipping out the door.

Scorp collapsed backwards onto the bed and rubbed his face with his hands, groaning angrily. 'Damn, she has so got you wrapped around her pinky finger.' Hummed Lyra, following Rose out of the room.

'You know, i don't think i ever what to hear the word "Scorpie" again.' I muttered, jumping backwards onto my bed (I was already in my pyjamas). I just heard another groan and the sound of curtains being pulled closed.

The next day, however, Rose could be found back in Scorpius' dorm. Needless to say, Rose's eight-day-no-kiss didn't last very long at all.