“Let go of Turtle Princess, Ice King!” shouted Finn, but the Ice King just laughed maniacally and said.
“Or what? Seriously guys, we’ve been through this before, it’s becoming a pattern! We all know I’d always succeed in the end.”
“Umm, hate to rain on your parade, Ice King, but it’s Finn and I who always succeeds in the end.” Said Jake; the Ice King frowned and scratched his chin,
“Hmm..you’re right.” And he kept on thinking. “Hey what about that one time— no wait, you guys beat me to that. Ah, the other day when— no I was foiled that time too.” And still the Ice King, kept thinking and thinking. Finn and Jake looked at each other and shrugged.
“Finn, stay here. I’ll cut the princess lose.” Whispered Finn
“Got it Jake.” And gave him a wink and a thumbs up. Jake shrunk himself and snuck up behind the distracted Ice King.
“It’s alright now Turtle Princess, we’ve got you. You’ll be back at the library in no time.” Jake assured the princess. A few seconds later, the princess was free and she made a run for it, but being a turtle she was walking ultra slow.
“Go inside your shell, princess and hold on tight.” Jake instructed. The princess did what she was told then Jake flicked the princess out the exit, sliding down the icy paths safely.
“Alright, it’s done Finn, let’s g—”
“Aha! What about that time when the two of you said you loved me! Haha! I beat you two to that!”
“WHAT?!” exclaimed Finn and Jake.
“When the fluff did that happen?” asked Finn, shuddering in disgust.
“It was at the royal ball!”
“Ball? What— oh. I see.” Jake said. “Ice Kind you old fool, that was in your fanfiction.”
“What?” The Ice King asked. “That didn’t happen too?”
“Heck yeah it didn’t, you sicko!” said Finn pointing irritatingly at the Ice King.
“Hmm..well then, why not make it happen?” he said and started cackling again.
“What? What do you mean?” asked Finn. The Ice King wiggled his fingers and casted a spell on his fanfiction, displayed on his table.
“What are you doing Ice King?” demanded Finn.
“Making things that happened in my fanfiction happen here in real life!” he explained. “Now things should go my way!” The Ice King cackled again. “Why haven’t I thought of this before?”
“Because you’re an idiot.” Jake replied.
“Haha, you’re right, Jake. High five!” said Finn and he and Jake high-fived. “No wait, stop this you old sicko!” said Finn and he and Jake tackled the Ice King, and fell unconscious. The spell still hit the Ice King’s fanfiction but the spell wasn’t complete causing the book to glow in a bright blue colour.
“What do you suppose we do with it?” Jake asked Finn.
“Let’s just throw it off the cliff.” Finn said and he did so.
“Well, let’s go home. Hop on back.” Jake told Finn. Finn climbed on top of Jake then Jake grew a hundred feet taller and went back to their treehouse.
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Down at the bottom of the icy cliff of the Ice Kingdom lays the horrible fanfiction that the Ice King wrote. At around midnight, the book moved. It was shaking, as if something wanted to come out. Suddenly it stopped. But that was just the calm before the storm. The book suddenly opened and emitted a blue mist. The mist made it throughout certain parts of the Land of Ooo. Whatever that mist was it’s certain that everyone is up for a big surprise.
