The adventures of Caboose and Epsilon

Were not on chorus anymore

A/n:this is not my original idea but I would like to make my own with a different story line.(Credit to creator of Caboose in remnant also I do not own RWBY or RVB cause if I owned RVB I would explain cabooses past.)also I am making these offline
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Cabooses Pov
As I was walking around in the cave with my best friend epsilon-Church we went into a nice looking house.On the inside of the nice looking house was a nice looking bomb that looked just like Andy.
Caboose:Andy?
church:Caboose we need to get out of here now!!!
Freckles:[Robotic voice from gun]Captain caboose we should head back its dangerous.
Caboose:Is that you Andy?
Church:Jesus Christ
I was trying to talk to Andy the bomb but Church took over my body.
Epsi-Church's Pov
As I took over this idiots body I tried to escape the bomb but we ended up getting sent into another dimension which was very different from our own because we weren't on chorus or in a goddamn box canyon.I went back into my AI form which was a little holographic man on the side of caboose's helmet and he stirred awake.
Caboose:Where are we Church?
Church:I honestly have no idea
Then out of nowhere a Giant spiky bear[Ursa major]that was black white and red came out of the woods and tried to attack caboose but caboose being the idiot he is ran forward and hugged it.
Cabooses PoV
As I woke up I saw church in his little person form and asked him a question.
Caboose:Where are we church
Church:I honestly have no idea
Then a giant fluffy teddy bear came out of nowhere.He looks soft so i shot Forward and hugged it
Caboose:HELLO GIANT FLUFFY TEDDY BEAR!!!
Church:Oh god*Face palms*
The bear tried to slap me but I kept hugging it and accidentally broke something.
Caboose:...Tucker did it
Church:You do know you can't blame tucker for that since he isn't here.
Caboose:...
Freckles:I cannot find out where we are but we are in a forest of sorts.
Church:(Sarcastic)Thanks for the update dipshit
Freckles:Your lucky your an AI
Church:Oh shut up.
I walked around in the green place and I saw a 2 girls  surrounded by Doggies but they looked like mean doggies.I ran forward and pulled out freckles and he aimed for me and killed all the enemies.
???:Thank you mister?
???:Who even are you plus I could have taken them on my own?!
Caboose:I'm blue
Church appears next to me and scares the girls.
Church:Sorry to interrupt but he's kinda slow...Aw who am I kidding he has the IQ of a newborn.
???:What are yo-
Caboose:Baby WHERE?!!!
Church:There are no babies around here
Caboose:Aww
???:so who are you again?
Church:I'm epsilon but just call me church
Caboose:I'm caboose
???:Why are you even here!!!?
Caboose:...Huh*Shakes head*what
???:Yep he's slow alright.
Caboose:You know I have been told I am a great listener
Church:Your not.
Freckles:Your really aren't captain caboose
???:Did your gun just...Talk
Caboose:Oh this is freckles my best friend alongside church.
???:OMIGOSHTHATSSOCOOLCANYOUTELLMEHOWYOUDIDTHAT!!!?
Church:Let's not start foaming out the mouth here.
???:*Sigh*This is going to be a long day
Church:Tell me about it.
Caboose:So anyways what's your names
???:I'm ruby rose
???:I'm Weiss schnee Heiress to the schnee dust company
Caboose:Why would you need dust?
Church:I was about to ask the same thing
Weiss:Wait your not from here!?
Ruby:Want to be friends caboose
Church:Oh no
Caboose:YAY NEW FRIENDS IN A NEW WORLD!!!
Church:You just had to say the F-Word didn't you
Caboose:And now we can go fishing,And we could go on hikes,And we could go-
Church:Shut Up caboose
Ruby:You should come with us to meet Ozpin
Caboose:Oz-Pin?
Weiss:Yes Ozpin now lets go get some relics
Caboose:Ok but do the relics talk like how santa talks
Church:Caboose were not on chorus anymore so I'm pretty sure santa is not going to be here to administer his creators gifts.
Caboose:Ok let's go
I traveled with the nice and mean lady.The nice lady and we ended up on a big birdy and I jumped off holding ruby in my arms.
Ruby:Why'd you jump?!
Caboose:It seemed like a great idea at the time
Church:You are so stupid caboose
Freckles:Hostiles detected
As I landed with nice lady in my hands another nice lady came over and hugged her sister and she looked mad at me.
Caboose:Hi angry lady also you smell like fire
???:Wha!-
Church:Don't ask
???:Wha!-
Freckles:Enemies approaching
???:WHAT!!!?
Caboose:I'm caboose nice to meet you fire lady.
I looked behind her and saw a girl riding on a doggie  before it broke.
???:Awww it's broken
???:Nora please don't ever...do that again
I turned around and saw mean lady still on the bird
Weiss:WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!!!?
???:She's going to fall
Ruby:No she's-
???:And she's falling
Caboose:I'll save mean lady
Church:Alright caboose you better not kill her got it
Caboose:OK!!!
I rush forward and catch her in my arms and set her down. I I the. Turn around to see a girl with red hair and a boy with Orange hair(<Jaune>Yellow hair since caboose thinks orange is yellow)And they have a big bug chasing them.
???:Great now the gangs all here and now we can all die together
(Doc-What a negative Nancy...)
Church:Ok no one is dying today because-
Freckles:Hostiles incoming
Caboose:Um church what do we do now?
Church:Here caboose I'll enhance your speed and make you stronger.
Caboose:Enchance?
Church:*Sigh*Ill make you faster and stronger
Caboose:Yay thanks church.
Church sped me up and I started running through the mean doggies since I wanted to save my new friends.I hope I can make more friends.
Church:Alright caboose I'm almost at my limit.
Caboose:Ok let's head back to nice lady and fire lady
Church:Can you at least call them by there name
Caboose:Ok
I ran back to ruby and Weiss only to see ruby about to be stabbed by the big bug
Caboose:Lets save her church
Church:Already on it
Church created a bubble around ruby shielding her from the attack.I ran up grabbed the big pointy part and rammed it into the bugs head.
Caboose:Are you guys ok?
Ruby:Yes and thanks caboose.
Caboose:It was no problem ruby
I felt heat rush up to my cheeks and rubbed the back of my neck sheepishly.Im happy the girls can't see my blushing face.
Church:Does caboose have a crush!?
Caboose:WHA-NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH
Church:You definitely do
I ignored church as I saw a bunch of mean doggies appear out of nowhere.
Caboose:RUN I'LL HANDLE IT
Church:Caboose you do know that I need more energy to run anything now right.
Caboose:I know that is why I am going to not use you and I am going to get rid of all the mean doggies with my raw strength.
Church:That sounds a little to righ-
Caboose:And once I beat them I will win candy
Church:There it is
I saw everyone run away but I saw ruby stay back to try and help so I walked up to her and hugged her.
Caboose:Don't worry ruby I'll be right back
Church:Yeah plus he's practically impossible to kill considering he's fallen from space multiple times
Ruby:Ok but be safe and return to us caboose
Caboose:Ok I will
Church:Now let's get you angry caboose
Caboose:I don't remember how to do that
Church:I do
Church ran into my head and he turned into O'Malley.after that I don't remember what happened.
3RD PERSON POV
Caboose looked deathly serious when he saw the army of grim.He then holstered freckles on his back and looked at the enemies with an insane smile that was under his helmet before saying.
Caboose:(Make his voice dark and scary)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU ARE IN!!!
Caboose ran through the Beowulfs sending them flying and he swung one around and used it as a weapon and sent even more flying around.He pulled freckles off of his back and had it run the auto targeting program which took out the last few in a couple of seconds.After that caboose ran to where the others were and saw everyone was done and waiting for caboose.
AAAAAAAAAA-ND back to caboose Pov
As I got control over my body again I looked over too see everyone tired.
Caboose:HEY GUYS
I yelled out to them while waving my hand only to be tackled by Ruby.
Ruby:YAY YOUR BACK
Yang:Looks like my little sis has a crush
Ruby:SHUT UP YANG!!!
Church:Hehe this is going to be fun.
Weiss:You should come with us caboose so you could meet Ozpin.
Caboose:Is he the magical wizard of Oz?*Scratches head*
I sat there confused in who this Ozpin person is.I looked over to ruby too see her using the ultimate weapon of puppy eyes and it was working.
Ruby:You should come with us caboose...Pleaaaaaaaase
Caboose:O-OK!!!
Weiss:Then follow us
As I followed them we ended up on a cliff where a person wearing glasses was standing along with a girl with golden hair.I wonder if it's made out of gold.Wait is yangs hair made out of gold also.i was knocked out of my thoughts when he glasses person talked to me.the girl with golden hair was staring at me as if she had seen O'Malley take over her best friend and started not sharing its cookies.
???:And who might you be?
Caboose:I'm caboose
As soon as I said that Church appeared beside me and scared them.
Church:Sorry to interrupt again but caboose you should tell him your full name and also take off your helmet considering we're not in a warzone anymore
As church said that I took of my helmet to show off my soft yellow(Blonde)Hair and my dazzling blue eyes that went well with my gentle face.i looked at everyone and they had very surprised faces like they thought I was a robot.I miss Shiela and santa and freckles when he was in his big form but he did blow up a jeep which was cool.
Yang:I thought you were a robot
Blake:Who didn't
I heard ruby mutter something to herself but I can't quite make it out.
Ozpin:Hmm so what is your full name caboose and what was that little person that appeared next to your helmet.
Caboose:Oh that was church and I'm Michael J Caboose also where are my manners meet freckles
I pulled my gun off my back to see the girl with golden hair get defensive.
Ozpin:I...See so anyways-
Freckles:Pleasure to meet you sir
Everyone(Besides ruby/Weiss):YOUR GUN CAN TALK!!!
Church:What is AI not common here or something?
Ozpin:Anyways would you like to join beacon
Glynda:But Ozpin he could be dangerous
Ozpin:Well let's ask what happened
Ruby:Well caboose saved me and Weiss from a pack of beowolfs
Jaune:Also he stood up and fought off around 30 beowolfs to cover our escape
Nora:Also HES AWSOME
Ozpin:Well it seems they like him so we'll enroll him
Glynda:But we don't even know-
Ozpin:He's Michael J Caboose
Glynda:But-
Ozpin:No buts Glynda
Glynda:Fine but I have my eyes on you and also if you do something I don't like
She levitated something beside her and threw it right beside me
Glynda:Put that into words*Walks away*
Caboose:Whoosh
Church:That was a threat you know that right
Caboose:She seems nice
Ozpin:Well then...Alright let's go everyone
Caboose:Can me and freckles and church come along
Ozpin:I meant you too
Caboose:YAY
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