The adventures of Caboose and Epsilon

Cabooses adventure in Vale

I had been resurrected from boredom
Cabooses Pov
As I went on the big birdie(plane)with JNPR I thought about what we should do first.once the big birdie landed we walked around the city...It was nice and big.But then I saw a man who looked like church.I went up to try and hug him but Pyramid(Pyrrha) and Jaune dragged me away while Church scolded me.We then went into a store and looked for clothes.Nora dragged me everywhere and said I should wear new clothes.She then held up a pink shirt that had white letters on it.The letter that was on it was 9.Church said no faster than doc running away from Grey.Grey was nice.I kinda miss Doctor.Doc.He was a great doctor.But then I saw a nice little bakery and I dashed into it to grab cookies.I turned around to see Jaune and ren sighing while I pointed at the cookies like a five year old.But then a voice spoke up next to me"You should buy him his cookies or else everything shall go To hell....Even though I don't mind Muhaha-Oh shut up O'Malley"Omally said before getting cut off by church.I saw Ren and Jaune sweat drop at this and they bought chocolate chip.I then saw 5 guys surrounding Pyramid and Hammer lady I got really mad and charged through them while screaming"My Name is Micheal .J Caboose and I"I grabbed one by the neck and slammed him into the ground"HATE"I tossed the next one into the other two"RACISTS"I then heard Church speak up again"It's rapists idiot and it's good that you hate racist people To"He then disappeared Like a magician.I then saw the guys run away and I hugged Pyramid and hammer lady"YAY I SAVED MY FRIENDS!"I then heard freckles"Good job captain caboose"Then Jaune and Ren walked up and pat my back saying good job while Hammer girl and Pyramid both said thank and hugged back.I like hugs..Hugs are nice.I should get a shirt that says free hugs.I saw the girls go over to the guys and I followed behind them.Then a girl with green hair crashed into me.She then grabbed freckles and ran off saying sorry.I followed her
Emerald's Pov
As I stole that idiots weapon I said to myself"Score""I wouldn't be sure about that"I heard someone say.I stopped and looked around only to look at the weapon again thinking it was just my imagination I continued to run only for something to speak again"Put me back or else"I then looked back at the weapon and inspected it"Firing main cannon"I heard the weapon say and then it shot.The rifle flew into my face and broke my nose.I cursed under my breath before I looked back to see the man in a blue shirt that says -1 walking over here with a dumb grin on his face.I then showed him his worst fear so that he would stop but instead he rushed over to me and grabbed my neck.He then put more pressure on my neck almost killing my But then a hologram appeared beside him calming him down.He then let go of me,Grabbed his weapon,And walked away happily.What the hell is with that guy.I went back to base only to see cinder with a smirk on her face."You look like hell"Cinder said clearly rubbing it in"Oh shut up if you went up against the guy I fought today even you wouldn't last 30seconds"
Cabooses Pov
I had my second best friend back so I went back to my other friends.Hammer lady grabbed me and dragged me to a pancake shop.She had stars in her eyes and I wondered if they serve cookies.Nora dragged me in and found a seat for all of us.Nora ordered everything on the menu while I got the kids menu.It has small baby pancakes along with coloring pages.It was the second best day ever.It was the second best day until my crayon broke in half.I spent the next 10 minutes trying to put it back together.Then our food arrived.They gave me orange juice along with cookies and baby pancakes.I tried talking to the baby pancakes but they didn't talk back.It was boring.We then finished our food and headed back to school.Once we made it back ruby glomped me and asked how my day was so I explained from the start"So today we went to vale and I tried to hug a man who looks like church.Then I went into a store and bought cookies and then I saved Pyramid and Hammer lady.Then someone stole freckles so I followed her until freckles smacked her.I then saw church die but then church appeared next to me saying it was an illusion.We then went to a pancake shop and I got to color.It was the second best day ever until my crayons broke.Then our food arrived and I tried talking to the pancakes.They didn't talk back and I was sad.Then we came back"I explained happily.Church was surprised until"Wait for it"I then went on"And then Once we came back we were all going to scream happy birthday to Glasses man who sounds like wash.Wash was nice but he's not here right now"
Back on chorus
Wash Pov
As I walked around I found a cave that was exploded.I went in only to see a camera on He floor.I took it back to base and studied it only to find the older clips of it.I saw locus planting a bomb and then I saw caboose walk in.Church took over cabooses body and tried to escape but then they were sent into another dimension considering the logic that has happened in the past with these guys.I showed the clip to everyone else and for some reason docs gone.Shrugging it off I saw Grif with the things he calls teleport cubes and he then threw one on all of us and we were then teleported to a forest.Why the hell are we in a forest."WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLACK STUFF!!!"(Guess who said that)We looked around until we saw suits of armor approach us and they said there from a place called atlas.We went with them to some giant complex that they call a school.If anything this is like boot camp.And Of course Simmons the kiss ass was kissing up to the general.I hope caboose and church are safe wherever they are.
Meanwhile with caboose
I was currently balancing a pencil on my nose while church was sighing in the back ground