The adventures of Caboose and Epsilon

Atlas and beacon

Sorry for taking so long
Wash's Pov
We walked around this huge facility.We met some people but one person Caught my eye.That was the girl named Winter shcnee.Aperantly she was the top fighter around here...Was....Until Carolina beat her quicker than you can say son of a bitch!"Hey baby want to play with my staff of power?"A girl with twin tails turned around and kneed tucker in the balls"SON OF A BITCH!!!"I swear he's such a dumbass sometimes."I'm sorry about my friend here.Lets just say he has a lot of...Sexual frustration""I hate him""Don't worry everyone does"
Carolina
After I beat the top fighter here I decided to look around.This place was highly advanced and had students everywhere.Some of them had animalistic qualities while others would harass them for it.I then saw some idiots picking on a small girl called a Faunus.I walked up tot hem and the boy with orangish hair(Not cardin)Turned around and looked at me fully geared"Leave her alone""Oh I'm so scared of a robot.Im practically pissing my pants.Hahahahaha like hell we will""Yeah you tell em boss""So I suggest before we short circuit you.You run away in your armor""Like hell I will!"I shouted before picking up the kid and throwing him in the air.Once he started falling back down I kneed him in the stomach making him barf.I then pulled out my dual pistols and filled the kid with led.Well at least tried to.His aura was blocking it.I then grabbed the kid by his neck and I slammed him into the ground.I saw his aura deplete and I looked at him through my helmet"I suggest you leave her alone cause if you don't I will personally kill you.Got.It!?""Y-Y-Yes ma'am sorry ma'am!""Good now scram!"The boys ran off and I turned back to the girl"Sorry those assholes were bullying you.But if they ever give you trouble please come get me""you were SO AWESOME YOU WERE LIKE SUPER CRAZY AWESOME MY NAME IS NEON NICE TO MEET YOU SUPER CRAZY AWESOME LADY!!!"Oh dear god she's like caboose and donut mixed.
Caboose
I was sitting on the floor while ruby sat on my lap.She started eating a cookie and then she turned to me and looked at me with a cookie in her mouth.I bit the other end cause I was hungry.I then saw a flurry of rose petals where ruby was earlier.I wonder what happened to her.I then saw yang walk in and she had red eyes"OoooOoooh.Nice eyes"Yang blushed and walked out.Weiss then got off her bed and stared at me.I looked at her hand and noticed a cookie crumb it.I licked the crumb off and she blushed before running away.I then looked up to see Blake reading a book called ninja's for doves."Ninjas for doves?thats a strange book name...Thing...Dot dot dot"Blake buried her face into the book so I left her alone.I then went over to JNPR's room only to see Nora eating pancakes and breaking a dolls legs."OoooooOoooh.Why are you breaking barbies legs Nora?""Cause it's fun!!!"