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this seriously doesn't look half bad, I'm kinda proud of myself

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this seriously doesn't look half bad, I'm kinda proud of myself. It's Sundial btw
Mozziu



Okay, before I go, I have a little story I'd like to tell. If you don't want to read it, don't read it.

Okay, so after lunch at school we got to play outside after watching a movie. So, I was just kicking around a bouncy ball with my pals when I notice something in the "garden" area. It was a lizard. It was one of those really big brown ones, not the tiny green geckos. So I notice there is some weird brown spot on it's back and I thought it was either poop or mud. But when I took a closer look, it was a hole. In the lizard. I got freaked out and I called my friends over.

I soon see a bunch of tiny ants crawling all over its body. It was dead and infested with ants. And I saw its skeleton! It was so weird! I dissected a frog but this was ligit gross! So then one of my friends (I'm going to call her Es) thought it would be a great idea to stick a stick into the hole on its back! So she gets a stick and stabbed the poor lizard! We all shrieked and ran away because you could hear it's bones cracking!

Later on, I went up to Es and said, "Maybe we should hide it, with a rock or something so we can see it rot the next few days." So Es got one of these random big rocks and SMUSHED the lizard! We took the rock off and then the hole got bigger and blood started pouring out! And then we all screamed again. Later, my other friend (I'm going to call her Alex) put the rock over the lizard again and some kind of liquid squirted out! I think it got on her pants. BUT IT WAS IN A SUPER WEIRD POSITION!! It's head was crooked, it looked like it was snapped in half! And the tail was already detached.

And then, my other friend (gonna call her Em) grabbed a nearby gardening fork thing and tried to fix the head and take the stick that Es stabbed it with. But then our teacher was passing by and we didn't want her to see what we have done so then Em STABBED THE FORK INTO THE LIZARD'S NECK AND WE ALL RAN AWAY.

It looks truly murdered now.

So yeah, lesson is: never try to dissect a lizard

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