Stupid Things I've Said

#2

"Oh, look at that. My madness has grown some brain cells."

So, someone challenged me to say something both crazy and stupid. Thats kinda it....yep

"I think special is the word to describe any of the people who can put up with me."

This is giving a compliment to anyone who knows me irl and can tolerate some of the garbage that comes out of my mouth. Good job, gold star for you.

"Meeseeks aren't supposed to live this long and its gettin' weird! Almost as weird as meeeeeee."

Yep. Just more proof that I'm absolute trash. Heh...i need a life. 

"My boredom has become a living human that is literally beating the heck out of my subconscious."

I got really bored and fumbled over some words. I meant to say 'attention span' instead of 'subconscious' but I can barely speak, so...yeah.

"I call it...*pause for dramatic effect* angry spoon lady."

I was telling a story about elementary school, and I made this stupid statement, which actually made everyone laugh. I was very proud of myself.