"I feel like a drunk preschooler looking for a plateful of mayonnaise."
Explanation: So, when I'm tired, I turn REALLY stupid. One morning, I was tripping and falling, I tripped over a laundry basket, and this thought popped into my head.
"Jeebus"
Explanation: I say Jesus a lot when I get scared or something like that. One day, a friend told me to stop, so I used the phrase 'jeebus' instead.
"Just...just stop being possessed."
My brother was making weird noises...that's the whole story...
"I speech gud."
I messed up on almost every sentence I said for about 4 minutes, and this was one of the mess ups.
"Just take a bucket of cow puke, and add some dynamite, and there ya go, you've got cookies."
I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Ummm. Yeah.
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Stupid Things I've Said
AcakJoin Rae on a journey as she reveals some really stupid things she's said. Cover by SacrificingApples Thx SacrificingApples, im too lazy to do a cover myself. You're a good friend. And also, some of our conversations may be in here. Whoops XD
