"Hello human."
I don't know how to interact with actual people.
"I don't know whether I should be impressed of mortified."
I split my lip at a softball game from tossing warm up throws. We're normally supposed to wear a rip-it mask, but I hate it, so i don't wear it when i don't have to. I wasn't on the field, so it wasn't required for me to wear it. I got hit. Yep.
"Happy potatoes are good cuz happy potatoes don't stab their best friends."
Yeah, I was texting someone and they confused me. Long story short this is all I thought of saying.
"LOOK! The trashcan moved!"
My cousins became freaked out over a trash and that they thought was a person.
"oh god there are too many children."
I was attacked by an army of small children.
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Stupid Things I've Said
RandomJoin Rae on a journey as she reveals some really stupid things she's said. Cover by SacrificingApples Thx SacrificingApples, im too lazy to do a cover myself. You're a good friend. And also, some of our conversations may be in here. Whoops XD
