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day two

this is the second day of the Montreal trip

alright so today was going to be the busiest considering that we didn't have to worry about a 5-hour drive back to Ontario, we ate breakfast at the hotel and then left for the day. Now for whatever reason, our hotel was a half hour drive to downtown Montreal which made sense cuz getting a hotel in downtown is expensive. now, here's the thing, if you've ever been to Montreal you will know that the traffic there is terrible, it takes forever to get anywhere, our itinerary didn't take this into account, keep that in mind for later. Our first stop was the Bio-dome, the biodome is basically a giant greenhouse it has three biomes: tropical rain forest, temperate forest, and arctic. The tropical rainforest was probably the most interesting, considering the temperate forest is just basically Canada anyways, inside there is a metric fuckton of animals and plants I was able to spot monkeys, macaws and a capybara. holy shit is was fucking humid in there too. In the temperate area, them most exciting thing was the otters, they are fucking adorable, those little shits had a fucking slide. The arctic zone was enclosed, because it was freezing in there and they had to keep it that way so you know, there were penguins and puffins, I of course made some comments about Iceland's puffin, Mr. Puffin.

are you ready for a salt storm? cuz I wasn't... at this point, we are running an hour late because of traffic. Our next stop is the underground shopping mall, for whatever reason our bus drops us off a 10-minute walk from the entrance, getting 100 kids to walk in an organized fashion on a busy street is impossible so they stop us in the middle of the path and just yell at us for a few minutes, in the end, she had to walk two by two until we got to the mall. Once we got there we got 20 minutes to eat lunch and then we were going to meet our teacher in the hallway just outside the food court. Ok so people are ready to leave to go shopping but four people are still missing since there's only one teacher watching our group ( we split up into three groups so there's around 30 of us) she can just leave to go find them so we basically have to wait.

so you know those bitchy basic girls that have Adidas all stars fidget cubes, drawstring shirts and slimes, yeah so that makes up around 60% of the English program's female population, four of them had been shopping for the past half an hour while we were waiting for them it " get out of the food court.". Their excuse when the got back was "we didn't hear you, we didn't know", the teacher that was leading our group is EXTREMELY loud and it was very clear what we had to do, you eat lunch and, after, wait in the hall don't leave until everyone is there. then we only had about 10 minutes left to shop. I bought some jewelry so there's that.

now we're 2 hours late, most of us had a small lunch... keep that in mind for later.

So right now we're going to a ghost walk and we're walking there... so now the teachers are at the full level of salt so we are walking two by two and it this long ass line, so it took us a while to cross intersections. the problem was is that none of us student actually knew where we were going, we just had to meet up with the people running the ghost walk. We were also supposed to tour the city a little during this walk so, because an idiot must have planned this we ended up walking in circles for literally an hour. At least the ghost walk was worth it, that whole place is fucking haunted.

Now we are aren't running late because we cut off the ghost walk early. Anyways it's about 4:30 and we're driving to dinner now what we didn't know is that I would literally take two and a half hours to get there. We were eating at a sugar shack (that's a place where they make maple syrup) which was outside of the city in the middle of nowhere. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem since we could talk to each other during the trip, the problem is most of us had a small lunch at 11 o'clock so now, of course, everyone is hungry. We can, of course, charge our phones at night since we don't have them, the problem that most of us just realized is that by the time we get back it will already be 10:30 and we will not have time to charge any of our electronics, and no one likes a bus full of tired, motion sick teenagers without their phones for six hours. the food there was okay and the place we were eating at was very homely so I guess that that make's sense.

timeskip brought to you by tsa's narcissism 

back at the hotel. Binger2 decided to do the condom challenge so that was great. I found out how to call between rooms so that was... interesting. also, apparently tsaheylu call us the previous night and said "eat my ass" we didn't hear her, she was too quiet. Also, something I feel I NEED to mention is that one of us in the room was sick to her stomach in the night so we had to call a teacher, our teacher came in a went to talk to our sick friend (she ok now to anyone who was wondering) who was in the bathroom. Now this is comically unimportant, why would I mention this, now here's the thing, we, of course, did the condom challenge in the bathtub to avoid any mess... however... we never cleaned up the remaining piece of latex the now lay on the floor of the bathroom, where our teacher is now. So we are talking to one another than binger2 leans in a says "I just realized that the condom is still on the floor in the bathroom"  all of us are quietly flipping our shit so said the teacher doesn't notice. while the teacher was in the hotel room binger2 also pulled out a RedBull, it's 3 am, we are technically supposed to be sleeping and binger is just here drinking a fucking RedBull. speaking of RedBull login drank three cans of the stuff and he literally could not stop moving and also his pupils were dilated. 

oh yeah and we were allowed to charge our phones at night so that was great

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