so I just went camping for three weeks straight dear god help me I haven;t had wifi in a long time. just gonna say you will probably get almost zero updates from me in the summer mainly because I go camping so often and when I'm not camping, I'm replenishing my memes after a drought. I will also say that I will update during the school year more ( I know weird) cuz there's more things to write about and more time for me to type aggressively for 20-40min without people thinking I'm a maniac.
also on those last few chapters, I need you all to read them and respond to my questions.
also, I have a huge crush on somebody but I'm not sure if they're ready to be in a relationship plus you all know that a sane person couldn't have written this trash and I am therefore a walking personality disorder. I don't know but in my eyes they're perfect, we have similar interests, they actually get my humor and they make me smile and for once in my life, I take off the mask I usually wear. I'm not sure if I should be happy or angry with myself that I let the mask fall, cuz, on one hand, I don't have to calculate every reaction the other person makes and act accordingly but on the other hand, it could come back to bite me. I don't want to get close to someone romantically because I I know myself that I'm manipulative and I don't want to mess up anyones feeling accidentally. I don't want to make my mistakes other peoples problems.
now back to your regular programming of sarcasm, while at camping I discovered that memes are indeed a drug, a number of people including myself had extreme withdrawal symptoms including :
- singing the tune to mask off over and over again while rubbing lotion on your face
-whipping
-yelling OIJA BOARD WEGA BOARD
-merging souls with the astral projection lemon cat
I also discovered that the longer you are without memes the further back you go in trends
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De Todohey, you want to hear a piece of shit rant about her life? too bad you fucking reading this! I update daily, for the most part, that way you can have your necessary amount of daily sarcasm. There will probably be some Hetalia memes in there too. You...