Heyoooo! So this book will be really, really random. Like really x 18!!! So expect the unexpected *a penguin eating doritos and ice cream whilst riding an alpaca wearing a top hat backflips by*
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I've got pick up lines *picks up some lines of paper*, puns *it's going to be so punny* and some roasted marshmallow with a side of charcoal for you all.
Before ending this little dialogue I wanted to tell you guys a little joke about houses by I'm afraid it's under-construction. BAHAHAHAHAHAH MKAY IM SORRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR THREW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW BUT THE WINDOW THREW YOU BACK. GOSH THE DOCTOR SHOULD'VE KICKED YOU OUT OF THE DOOR.
(Disclaimer: guys don't hate me please this is Linda what I do in this book so please don't take my jokes to seriously, it's all a joke like you* MKAY IM KIDDING I CANT HELP IT)
*I have a long essay about loving yourself and all please I'm innocento or is she MKAY IM DONE WITH MY DEMON SIDE just you wait*
ANYWAYSSSSSS
All of the below is my thing where you can call them keymojis cause you'd probably know why
This line is for people who probably is so kind to actually read this and slight my and idiot BECAUSE DONT YOU GET MY REFERENCE like keypoints and emoji's combined¿!
Again no body shaming please I LAVA YOU ALLL CAUSE YOU'RE ALL MAGMA CAUSE U SO DAMN HOT
mkay idk who I'm talking to so uhhhh
ANYWAYSSSSSS*hisses*
DAMN I TURNED INTO A SLYTHERIN SAY WHAT NOW
mkay imma get straight to the point cause looking back WOW this was suppose to be short sooooo
I'll be alternating what I publish. Like sometimes a roast or a riddle *TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE* but I'll probably stick to the order below. Maybe 2 a day? I mean just to keep it consistent ya know?
well soon there'll be like a proper novel coming out so yea stick around for that *not feeling it yet because some people are overoy judgemental and egotistical but meh*
WELLL MY LITTLE ZEEEBRINGGGSS *I'm working on a name chill* YOU SHALL NOW PROCEED TO READ MY BOOK.
thus I die
HHEEEEEELL OR TOE NO
~~~Zebraaa😂💕👌 ~~~
💕 - Pick up lines
💫 - Quotes
😂 - Puns/Jokes
😎 - Roasts
👌- Riddles
ENJOOOOYYY FAAAM BAAAM
YOU ARE READING
J.U.S.T. R.A.N.D.O.M.
RandomJUST. READ. THIS. BOOK. LOL. mkay mkay u don't have to but uh idk how exactly to explain this book. It'll be like VERY RANDOM. Like I'll post something from a roast to a pick up line. And if your lucky enough you might see something ABSOLUTELY AMAZI...
