Stupid Ass Smut

Mandark X Dat Boi

Howdy! This may not be your cup of tea, so try the other stories in my collection. I'd recommend Dipper x Robbie, as that seems to be the most serious out of all of these. Anyways, enjoy!

Mandark was in his lab slaving away over a workbench, soldering various gizmos and gadgets onto a motherboard which would belong to the robot that would finally defeat Dexter and win the heart of his maiden Dee Dee. 'Finally' he thought to himself 'Once I'm done with this, all I have to do is march up to Dexter's house, kill the little rat, and win Dee Dee's heart.' While he was thinking this, he didn't notice that his roommate, Dat Boi, had rolled in on his unicycle. Mandark was too busy day-dreaming about how he'd kill Dexter and fuck Dee Dee afterwards, and thus was oblivious to what Dat Boi was doing. Dat Boi rolled over to the door to Mandark's lab and locked it, being sure to hide the keys well enough so that even a genius like Mandark couldn't find them. While Dat Boi was moving to secure the rest of the exits in the lab, Mandark noticed him, and realized that he had never noticed boy ripped Dat Boi really was. "Oh shit!" Mandark said, almost yelling to his froggy friend. "Waddap!" was the immediate response that came from Dat Boi. "Dat Boi, why are you here? I'm trying to finish this robot so I can go kill Dexter!" Dat Boi was silent. He just rode on his unicycle making sure nobody could get in or out of the lab. "Dat Boi! Answer me! Why in the flying fuck are you dicking around down here?" Dat Boi said nothing, and when Mandark finished his sentence, he let out a giant amphibian grin. "The hell is so funny? You think it's funny to piss me off you little green turd?" Just then, Dat Boi raced over to Mandark, knocking him down with his unicycle. "Jesus Hussain Christ! are you fucking insane? What was that for? gahh... I think you broke one of my ribs you ass!" before Mandark could say anything more, dat Boi hit him over the head one more time, knocking him out cold. Mandark woke up to what he thought was another one of his erotic dreams. He was tied up to his would-be robot, and was completely naked. His senses started to return to him, and as they did, he noticed that the lab temperature had dropped a few degrees, and that the lights were almost completely off. From what he could make out, he saw his glorious motherboard, almost complete, and the book on the best sex positions for men who enjoy science. "Wait a second," he drowsily murmured "You can't read words in dreams, and I can see the title there clear as day! What the hell is going on?" he was fully awake now, taking in the fact he was actually bound to his robot and in his lab, possibly with someone else. Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Dat Boi, in what appeared to be a shiny suit, with an odd looking cap on. "Ugh, Dat Boi? Why are you... wait a second, you utter ass! you did this to me? Hit me over the head and tied me up? Unbelievable, you fucking pervert." Mandark was terrified, but aroused. His member slowly rose up, and since a 10 inch cock is hard to miss, Dat Boi took notice. "Ah," he said, now smiling at Mandark's almost fully erect dick "I see that you are excited are you not? Is it because of the ropes? My outfit? My outfit! you must not be able to see it that well. Let me turn up the lights." The lights rose and so did Mandark's cock, after seeing Dat Boi in his uniform. He was dressed in a leather jacket with leather pants, and what appeared to be a WW2 era officers hat with freshly shined boots. "You like this, no?" Dat Boi asked seductivly "I'm glad you find it, arousing." Mandark came to his senses and asked in a demanding voice "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE FUCK-TOY! YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO, AND ADRESS ME AS MASTER!" Mandark was furious. "MASTER? I WILL NOT CALL SOME STUPID FROG ON A UNICYCLE MASTER! NOW CUT ME DOWN FROM HERE SLIMEBALL!" Dat Boi was visually shocked. "well," Dat Boi said calmly "It seems we need some lessons in manners." Dat Boi hopped off the unicycle and kicked it over to the side and walked around to Mandark's backside. "Such a nice ass you have, my fuck-toy" "I AM NOT A FUCK-TOY!" Dat Boi whipped his ass with his bare hand, and yelled "YOU ARE A FUCK-TOY AND YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS MASTER!" "GO TO HELL!" Mandark screamed. Dat Boi then began flogging the tight yet plump ass of his roommate. "What are you?" Dat Boi asked after what seemed like thousands of whips. "I'm a brilliant..." he was whipped again and Interrupted. "What are you?" "A human..." whipped again. "WHAT ARE YOU?" demanded Dat Boi. "A FUCK-TOY! I'M A FUCK-TOY!" screamed Mandark at the top of his lungs. "Good, very good" Dat Boi said. "Now you are very good little fuck-toy, and do you know what good fuck-toys get?" "no" Dat Boi slapped his ass again. "That's 'no, MASTER!" "No, master." Mandark was now fully subjugated, and under Dat Boi's spell. "Good fuck-toys get fucked, and fucked well. But before you can be fucked, I have to train you." "train me how, Master?" moaned Mandark. "You'll see." Just as Dat Boi finished what he had to say, Mandark felt a long, solid metal object go up into his ass "AH! FUCK!" he yelled as the cold object nearly froze the inside of his ass off. "Shhhhhh" said Dat Boi "A good fuck-toy only moans and thanks it's master" "mmmmh, thank you master" "good boy." Dat Boi then walked over to his slave's frontside, and ordered "You won't cum until I say so" Mandark replied with an aroused "Yes master" Dat Boi opened up his mouth and started to suck Mandark's cock. With each tongue movement his master made, he could feel himself closer to climax. Dat Boi kept on sucking, and sped up after a while. Mandark couldn't keep himself in anymore, he had to cum. "Ungh! Master! please! I'm about to..." before he could finish his sentence, Dat Boi's mouth was filled with his fresh, hot cum. "I-I'm sorry master! you just felt so good!" Dat Boi was annoyed, but pleased. "You did well, fuck-toy. I'll give you another chance to get it right." "oh thank you master!" said Mandark, excited to be sucked off again. "Ready?" asked Dat Boi. "Yes, master." Mandark obediently said. His cock felt amazing in his masters mouth, and found it difficult not to cum with each head bob. Mandark's face was blood red, and was struggling to keep his seed in. Dat Boi then stopped sucking and started rubbing Mandark's cock. "Cum for me now, bitch. all over me." Mandark obeyed, and ejaculated all over Dat Boi's face and body. "You've done well, fuck-toy. It's time you know what it feels like to get fucked." Mandark was overjoyed. "Oh thank you Master!" Dat Boi then cut him down and told him to get on all fours. Wanting to please his master, Mandark did as he was told. The long metal object was removed from his ass, and made a giant pop when it was finally out. Mandark squealed with pleasure. "My, my, my. Your asshole hasn't changed in the slightest! I'm impressed, fuck-toy" "I'm glad this pleases you, master" Mandark said, blushing as red as a rose. "For your ass's feat, I'll reward you." Dat Boi then began licking his asshole, and could tell that his fuck-toy was loving every little bit of his tongue. "You like that?" asked Dat Boi "Oh yes master! please! Don't stop!" Dat boi resumed eating out his fuck-toy, noting that he tasted wonderful. "Alright, enough is enough" Dat Boi announced. " You are about to feel the best thing a worthless fuck-toy like yourself could feel, which is my cock in your ass" Mandark said nothing, and eagerly awaited his penetration with some lustful moans. Dat Boi barley put the tip in when Mandark was already breathing heavily, and asking for more. He obliged, and put half of his 16 inch cock into Mandark's ass. "Damn fuck-toy" he said "You feel good around me" "Thank you, Master" replied Mandark, only wishing his master could go harder and faster inside his tight ass. As if his master could read minds, Dat Boi was thrusting harder and going deeper inside his fuck-toy. A few lustful gasps escaped Mandark's mouth, and before he could beg for any more from his master, he felt a warm goo infiltrate his inner asshole. Before he knew it, Dat Boi had came and pulled out, leaving a crater filled with cum where his asshole would have been. "You did well, fuck-toy" Dat Boi said, obviously pleased with Mandark's obedience. "Thank you, master. That was the best I have ever felt in my life." Dat Boi smiled and said "You will feel like that a lot more if you agree to stay in my room and not come out, understand?" "Oh yes master. Anything to feel you inside me again!" Mandark then crawled his way Dat Boi's room, where Dat Boi had set up a dog bed with a sign that said 'Fuck-Toy' right above it. Mandark then sat in the bed and waited patiently for his master to return. From that day forward, Mandark was known as 'Fukky' and was trained to give blowjobs and take ass fuckings on command. Mandark never returned to his lab again, but he was glad to do so now that he was Dat Boi's fuck-toy.

(Holy Shit. I just fucking did that. I need some time to think about some important shit. Thanks for making it through that horrible mess.)