Hi. I'm Matthew Kreuzritter. This is not my real name, as if I reveal my real name my stories could come up to bite me in the ass one day. I'm just gonna talk a little bit about myself right here, as I don't want to be a one-dimensional author. Currently, I'm nearing the ripe age of 15 and I am not gay. Everything I have written so far would indicate I that I like dick but I don't. It's %100 pussies for me and I just write the gay shit (Or Yaoi, as I have been told it's called) is to simply see how good I am at writing things that are alien to me. I enjoy writing the stories, not reading them, and I plan to do straight stories (Hentai, as I've been told it's called) in the future along with Lesbian stories (Yuri, as I've been told it's called). In all honesty, it would be in your best interest to leave this very second. before you see the period of this sentence, you should be gone. And it's too late. You've seen it, and now you are here. Why didn't you leave? Why did you stay? Was it just to see what would happen? WAS THAT IT? JUST TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME?? HOW DARE YOU! YOU MALCONTENT DUMKOPF! YOU SCRUB OF A SERVANT! GET OUT!! OUT!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!
That escalated quickly. Anyways, thanks for reading, you perverted bastard you!
If you enjoy, keep reading. If not, punish yourself and keep reading.
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Stupid Ass Smut
RomanceThis was a mistake, and it's also a collection of stories I have forced myself to write. I'm not happy nor should I be after what I'm about to do.
