Stupid Ass Smut

To Flavortown: A Guy Fieri Fanfic

Guy was sitting alone in his booth at the desolate diner in the middle of nowhere around 11:30 at night. He was alone in little restaurant, except for the cute waiter, who wore a nametag that just read 'Masky'. Guy found this repetitive and useless, seeing as the waiter already had a mask on which was white with black features, and one could just guess the waiter's name correctly. Guy had ordered some Pork-chops ten minutes ago, and was wondering where his food could be. He knew the chef wasn't making any other food, and the waiter didn't look like the kind to disappoint his customers when it came to punctuality. Luckily, the waiter brought out the food just after Guy had finished thinking about where his food was,and the question had completely escaped his mind. The waiter set down the delicious looking meat and asked if there was anything else Guy wanted. "No, thank you." Guy said "This is just fine." The waiter nodded, as he was incapable of smiling with his mask on, and walked back into the kitchen. Guy waited until he was alone to take his first bite. he bit into the chops and thought they weren't half bad. Wow! he thought These aren't half bad! I should talk to the chef before I leave. He finished up and looked at his watch, and saw it read 12:07. "Waiter?" He called softly "Excuse me waiter?" The masked waiter appeared before him. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Hi. I'd just like to speak to the chef. is he busy?" the waiter looked at Guy and asked him if the food was overcooked or tasted awful. "What? no no no! These pork-chops were amazing! I just wanted to compliment the chef!" Masky let out a relieved sigh. "Whew! I thought you were gonna call the food shit! Hold on one sec, I'll go see if Hoodie, the chef, is up to speaking with you." Masky quickly walked to the back room, and seconds later, he came back. "Sorry sir, but hoodie's asleep. I can tell him when he wakes up." Guy looked at his watch again, and Maksy took notice. "Do you need to be somewhere soon?" "I'm headed to Flavortown. It's just north of L.A." Masky was intrigued, and sat down in the booth. "And uh, what's in this 'Flavortown'?" "I've got a TV show, and someone bought an entire town and named it Flavortown. He wants me to be there for the grand opening of the new town hall. Today is Wednesday, and I need to be there friday." "Where did you come from?" "New York. I'd fly, but I'm sorta on a no-fly list. I have to drive everywhere." Masky opened his mouth to speak, but was interrupted by an aggressive "And I'm NOT gonna tell you what I did to get on a no-fly list" from Guy. The two sat in silence for a good five minutes before Masky spoke up. "We've got a place for drunk or tired customers in the back. You're welcome to sleep there tonight if you're too tired to drive." Guy politely accepted, and asked if he would need to pay for the room. "For you, Mr. Flavortown, it's on the house. Just be sure to visit us again." Guy paid for his food and Masky led him to the room where he would spend the night. Guy stripped naked and was about to get into the small cot when he noticed he hadn't fully closed the door. He went to go close it and saw a white mask quickly move away. "What the?" he said, surprised. He put on his underwear and investigated the door. When he looked out, he saw Masky nervously cleaning tables. "Were you spying on me?" asked Guy. "WHAT? NO! I'M NO PERVERT!" it was obvious Masky was lying. "You were spying on me. I saw your mask." Masky was really nervous and decided to confess. "Fine! I was taking a peek at you smokin' hot body Mr Fieri. You just look so, delicious~." Guy noticed his dick starting to get harder and harder. The more he looked at the petite waiter, the more he subconsciously wanted to fuck him. "Well," Guy said "Did you like what you saw~?" Had Masky not been wearing that mask, Guy would have seen just how red his face really was. "I-I... I LOVED what I saw. You are so much hotter than Chef Hoodie who's dozing off in the kitchen right now, and I'd bet we could make a lot of noise before he wakes up~." Guy got an aroused look on his bearded face. "Well, if you really think so, we could have some fun~!" He dropped his underwear and exposed his throbbing 11 incher. Masky got hard himself, but his was 4 Inches shorter than Guy's. Masky took off his mask and leaped onto Guy to give him a rough, passionate kiss. They waltzed around kissing and undressing before Guy tossed Masky onto the table where he had eaten just ten minutes before. Guy had Masky under his complete control. He started to kiss moving downwards towards the Masked waiter's dick, and gave it a few solid kisses before fully sucking it. "Ah! Fuck! You really know how to use that mouth of yours~!" Masky had never been in as much ecstasy before, and could hardly contain himself. Guy was really going to work, moving his tongue around and under Masky's foreskin and bobbing his head up and down like a fan at a Metallica concert. Masky was just about ejaculate when he Guy stopped and said "Not until I say, bitch~!" "AH! AH! I-I DON'T THINK I C-CAN DO THAT~!" "But you'll have to~." Guy said in a sinister and seductive voice. He stopped talking and got back to milking his little servant and took notice of how good he tasted inside his warm, wet mouth. Guy decided to put a spin on the blowjob, and stuck two fingers in Masky's ass. He heard him let out a huge 'YIPE!' but paid no attention to it. He was now in full pleasuring mode. Sucking and licking while also fingering, and each action he was doing had a small twist to it, making it more pleasurable for the both of them. Guy stopped and said "Once I put three more fingers in you, you can cum~!" Masky heard him, but didn't respond. He was unable to do anything but float in pleasure and wait for his lover to finish what he was doing. Guy went back to sucking and put one more finger in Masky's ass, twisting and feeling all the way. Masky felt another finger penetrate his rectum, and knew it wouldn't be long before he would blow his load. He was at the final stretch, and wanted to cum so badly, but if he came before he felt Guy's thumb, he knew he'd be in trouble. At long last, he felt Guy's thumb go in, and came like there was no tomorrow. He came so much that warm cum was shooting out Guy's nose at breakneck speed, and when Guy let go of the jizz hose, he was met with gallons of cum speeding towards his face. He didn't have enough time to move, and was hit with a tidal wave of cum. The spray was so strong it threw him against the wall, and he stayed there until Masky was finished. "Oh My FuCkInG gOd~!" was the first thing he heard Masky say after he was done cumming. It amazed Guy that there could be twenty gallons worth of cum in those tiny balls, but there was no time to waste. He started to lick the cum up from his body, the floor, and the walls with great SUCCess.he got about 10% of the total cum before he remembered there was a tight asshole that needed to be fucked. He dragged the exhausted waiter to another table, and flipped him onto his stomach. he scooped up a handful of cum into his hand and lubed up his dick with it. Guy's cock was glistening in the dim diner light, and Masky was still recovering from the best orgasm of his life. He was brought back to the real world when he felt a massive, creamy object enter his ass. "EEEAAAAAAHHH! WHAT'S GOING ON? OH MAN! It's you! You feel amazing~!" "Hush, darling I'm working~." Guy pushed the rest of his cock into the waiter's ass, and he quickly pulled out to see if there was any shit on his cock. He examined it, and found there was no shit. He rammed it back in with full force, and let out a large "AAAAHHH~!" and as Guy was plowing Masky's ass, Masky started moaning loudly "Oh My God~! Deeper~! Oh yes please Daddy~! Harder~! FIll my tummy with your sweet sweet cum daddy please~!" Guy couldn't have stopped himself even if he wanted to. He was now addicted to fucking this great ass that belonged to some waiter in the middle of nowhere. Each thrust brought both of them closer to climax, and as a result, the little cum Masky had left in his tiny balls left his dick and pooled on the floor. Guy had a sturdy fucking position, so he it didn't affect him whatsoever. Masky was moaning louder than a jet engine, and had an epiphany. "HOODIE! HE'S STILL SLEEPING! HE HAS TO HAVE HEARD US! Oh man! If he finds out I let you suck and fuck me, he'll leave me!" Guy picked Masky up and started walking "HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? Oh My FuCkInG gOd YoU aRe So FuCkInG dUmB!" Masky had a hard time speaking, as he was getting fucked while mobile, which was too much for his little body to take. Guy put a hand over Masky's mouth and gripped his stomach with his other arm. He hushed Masky and told him they were going to check up on Hoodie. In a dimension of pleasure, this statement flew over Masky's cute little head. Guy kicked open the door to the kitchen and saw that despite all the fucking that would have woken up the entire population of Tokyo (Over 13 million people), Hoodie was still asleep. "Damn! It's like his don't even work!" Masky was almost passing out from all of the pleasure, and Guy was seconds away from cumming. "Oh fuck! Oh Fuck! OH FUUUUUUUUCK!!" Guy screamed as he came. He came so hard, he launched Masky off his cock like a bottle rocket and sent him through the roof. Guy couldn't stop cumming, and as a result, he painted the entire kitchen white with his cum, and miraculously missed Hoodie entirely. "OH FUCK THAT FELT GOOD! Wow! Your ass deserves a medal Masky! Masky? Oh shit!" He tried to sprint but slipped on the cum, and said "Fuck it! I'll crawl!" and so he did. After crawling out of the diner and onto the road, he found Masky outside with a trail of cum starting at his ass going all the way back to the restaurant. "Holy shit! Are you okay?" Guy asked, very panicked. "Yes daddy, I'm all-l-l okay~!" "Great! Now quit talking and suck my dick, dearie. I'm gonna send you to Flavortown~!" Masky was obedient and crawled over to Guy's massive, throbbing member. "I don't think it will fit in my mou-" With that, guy forced Masky's mouth around his cock, and forced him to suck. His servant was mumbling something like 'I can't breath' so Guy was kind and let go of the back of his head. Masky gasped for air. "All better, sweetie~?" Guy asked "Yeah. I'm fine. Please don't do that again. I couldn't breath!" Guy agreed not to do that again and instead let Masky take the lead on this one. He started by licking the cum and saliva off his cock, and swallowed every last drop. He then felt under the foreskin with his tongue, just like Guy had done to him. Soon, he was gently sucking his dick, and not long after that, he was deepthroating his lover. Fuck me! he thought If he cums, it's gonna go straight to my stomach! The idea of his cum going directly to his soft tummy disappointed him, as he so loved the taste of Guy's cum in his mouth. Then, all of a sudden, Masky tasted precum, and he knew the show was just about to start. He deepthroated him harder and harder, feeling every throb, tingle, and twitch as he did it. Before he could do anything more, Guy came into Masky. His thoughts were correct, and the cum did go straight to his stomach. Since Guy had released earlier, there wasn't as much cum as before. "How does that feel, darling~?" asked Guy. "Like my own little heaven." Replied Masky. It was 1:48, and the two helped each other clean themselves up while giving small handjobs here and there. They both got cleaned up, cleaned up the diner, and went to bed together. When Guy woke up, Masky was gone, and he could hear the clanging and scraping of forks on plates and other sorts of silverware. After getting dressed, Guy waved goodbye to Masky and got in his car. He still had one thousand miles to go until he arrived at Flavortown, but he had a great memory to keep him company on the drive.

(I could not stop laughing or getting erections as I wrote this. This is what smut and porn should be. Hilarious and sexy. Thank you for reading and from now on I will mostly write "serious" smut.)