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Choking hazard

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Choking hazard

Overheard conversation between a douche and a savage midget 😂

Douche: Hey

Midget: /ignores

Douche: Hey.

Midget: What

Douche: Did you know that there should be a warning sign on my c*ck?

Midget: Excuse me?

Douche: Yah. It should say, 'choking hazard' Hahahaha!

Midget: Isn't that the label they put on small objects?

Douche: Haha. Playing hard to get, are we?

Midget: /stares menacingly

*I want to squeal that time. He's so cute*

Douche: Shit. You look so cute when you're mad /pinches his cheek

Midget: Really? Well then I am about to get freaking adorable! /hits the guy with his guitar

Awwweee ~ Rest in peace 🙏

ヽ(^0^)ﾉ
Music Club
2017

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Seungkwan Boo
Choking.. akala ko talaga tungkol sa pagkain. Hays.

→Mingyu Kim
Umasa tayo na yung fast food yung pag-uusapan :/ Yung choking.

→Minghao Xu
Chowking kasi yun :(

Seokmin Lee
Tangina wala akong naintindihan sa buong confession kaya hindi ko 'to ni-like. Sad ko 'to.

Jeonghan Yoon
Nako. Nagkalat talaga yang mga douche bag na yan >//<

→Seungcheol Choi
Baka naman kasi, gwapo sila 😎

→Jeonghan Yoon
Puta ano connect?

→Seungcheol Choi
Ang gwapo ko 😎

→Seungcheol Choi
Sagutin mo na 'ko pls 😚

→Jeonghan Yoon
Asa ka! Kahit ikaw nalang ang nag-iisang tao sa mundo, hindi kita pipiliin!

→Jisoo Hong
If he was the last person on the earth, you wouldn't be there stupid.

→Jisoo Hong
Tara Cheol ako nalang. I'll be gentle 😊

Soonyoung Kwon
Wonwoo Jeon

→Wonwoo Jeon
Oh? Anong gagawin ko dyan?

→Soonyoung Kwon
Basahin mo :( Yung mga ex natin yan no? :(

→Wonwoo Jeon
Yung nag-uusap sa convo?

→Soonyoung Kwon
Yes :< So.. tutal nagkakamabutihan na sila..

→Hansol Vernon Chwe
Saang part dyan ang nagkakamabutihan? o.O

→Soonyoung Kwon
Wag kang epal gago. So, Wonu .. Ahe ahe ~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

→Wonwoo Jeon
Can you be the star of my life? 💍

→Soonyoung Kwon
OMG yas!! Hihihi ;'> Ako parin top ah.

→Wonwoo Jeon
Good. Then stay 9,995,887.5 km away from me.

→Chan Lee
Wala talagang forever.

→Dongbin Kim
Yung pagmamahal ko kay Xyrelle forever ♡

→Dongbin Kim
Lol jokes. I can't live that long ^___^v