"I blame my wallet."
"Come back 5th period, see me win"
"That's the problem! You gotta WIN Johnny!"
"Cuz like, the water was sugar."
"That's pretty funny tho."
"I got a question outta nowhere bout an interview and I was like 'oh shit"
"Nice. Have fun."
"And then, uh.."
"You can do it!"
"Hey where's my fucking apple juice?!"
"KADEN!"
"We're not."
"Just go sign in."
"Hey did you put my flat iron in my locker?"
"Hey that's fake."
"I do to! It's my favorite thing to do!"
"I'm sorry!"
"And then you're just like-"
*crazed laughter*
"I'm questioning life right now, so I have the right to question anything."
"Here we go here we go here we go."
"Harris not by the yellow thing you idiot!"
"Don't drop it you idiot!"
"You're going to have to squeeze the box in there because Harris is an idiot"
"Cassia is evil."
"If you bang into me I swear to god I'll fillet your face."
"I disappeared."
"I don't deserve water."
"When I said the corner store I meant the concession stand."
"Your socks look like they're dying."
"We had to help unload paper."
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The Randomness That Is Me
Random[Edit][Yes there is a small story in here, and yes I have moved it to its own book. I'm leaving the story in this book because my dear friend Kiya (Yoi's creator) left amazing comments on the chapters. So I'm keeping the story there in honor of her...