(A/N Ok so I know I said I had to give up my phone for school but I did not want to leave you with nothing so here is a final spoof before my phone is taken.)
Apple: BARNEY!
Barney: Dirt what do you want?
Apple: APPLE APPLE (translation: let's go find Bacon Man and shoot him)
Barney: Why the bong bong shickalur would I do that??
Apple: APPLE APPLE (because otherwise I will shoot you)
Barney: Apple, I won't do its!
Apple: *cocks gun and points it at Barney*
Barney: Apple don't do thi-
*gets shot by Apple* good...bye...apple *dies*(A/N for those of you that have no idea what just happened go check out ThatGuyBarney's channel on YouTube and look for videos with Apple in them.)
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The Randomness That Is Me
Random[Edit][Yes there is a small story in here, and yes I have moved it to its own book. I'm leaving the story in this book because my dear friend Kiya (Yoi's creator) left amazing comments on the chapters. So I'm keeping the story there in honor of her...