imagine alasia nd calem wnt 2 da beech nd wer wlkin by da watr holdin hands lafin.
(alasias pov u fuk tards)
calem nd i wer havin da bst tyme wlking alng da beech. we wer jus tlkin u nowe da usuil. "alasia do u wnt 2 try pissa flayvird condums or chikin nuggit flayvird condums?" i thot 4 a secind. "u nowe i wuld lyke 2 triey da pissa 1s agen" i smyld. he smyld bck. we kisd. den we herd a clikin noyse. we saw...
nna wit a camera taykin pikturs.
"nna" i screemd. nna lukd up at mi. "o shit" she sed nd tryd 2 run away. 69 secinds l8tr nna was takld 2 da ground by calem. "nna y wer u takin picturs of uz?¿" i assd nna. "bc dey r gnna b in da scrap book." she sed quikly nd ran off 2 da watr. calem nd i followd nna nd we saw her doin da crab wlk by da watr. "nna wat r u doin?" calem assd. she slowlee wlkd ovur 2 uz in crab moad. she grabd calems shuldur nd screemd in his fayce "booshka booshka" nd ran away. calem gt vry mad. he strtd 2 run tords nna but i grabd his waste at da last secind "calem baybe shh shh" i sed 2 his bak bc he iz 2 fokin tall. he stil didn calm downe he gt owt of mi arms wnt 2 nna nd pushd her in da watr. a turtel came up nd grabd her foot. da turtel dragd her farthr in2 da watr until we culdnt c her ani mor. i strtd cryin. "alasia baybe shh shh" calem wisprd in2 mi nek. i gt owt of his arms nd glard at him. "calem shi is mi bst frend dnt tel mi 2 shush. wht do u think micheal wil do wen he finds out his gurl frend is ridin wit da c aminals?" calem gt dis luk on his fayce. "o shiet" he sed.
*tyme skip bck 2 da howse*
we wlkd in da frnt dore, 2 c micheal standin ther wit a huge smyle on his fayce. "hey gois whers nna" he sed nd jumpd up nd down hapilee. "uh" we bot sed. "nna is ridin wit da c aminals nowe." he stpd jumpin but stil had a smyle. "wtf micheal y arnt u cryin?" i assd him. "bc nna was an anoyin bich. she alwayes tlkd abowt blck sox. i hatd hr" micheal sed. i den slpd him in da fayce nd punchd him in da bals. den da dore opind 2 reveal nna. she ws al wet. micheal plastrd a smyle on his fayce agen. "hey baybe" micheal sed 2 nna. i glard at him. i culd c how much nna luvd micheal. i wlkd off. i haytid micheal now, maybe alix was betr 4 her...
TO B CONTINUED BALL SACKS :---))