imagine calem nd alasia goin on a wlk.
"baybe lez go 4 a wlk" alasia sed 2 calem. he siyd. he haytid da owt dores. "anythin 4 u baybe" calem sed. dey both poot on der shoos. alasia had sweggy poodle shoos nd calem had layme vans ew. wot a loosr. dey bothe wlkd owtsid, holdin hends nd strtd wlkin downe da blok. whil dey wer wlkin dey saw a squirrel. calem gaspd "o hi lil squirrel" he sed in a hi voyce. he poot owt his hend to pet da squirrel. bad idea. da squirrel bit him!!!! o noooo!!! alasia gaspd "baybe r u okay" she sed. calem stood up. "ye im oke, the squirrel just bit me, I'll b fyne." he sed nd smyld. "okey" alasia sed nd grabd his hen agen.
*69 secinds l8tr u fuks*
a wilde alix giskerth jumpd owt of da boosh. "da fuq man" calem sed holding alasia's waiste. "ANEXANEXANEXANEX" he screamd strippin off his clothes as he ran away. "okayy" alasia sed. dey kept on wlkin.
dey herd sum noysiz in da booshis. it soundid like OOOOOOOO.
calasia lookd behind da booshes nd saw
NNA ND ALIX
"DA FUQ NNA" alasia screemd. "wot" nna sed confusd. "WOT ABOWT MICHEAL" calem screemd. "o" nna sed. alix smirkd. "STOP SMIRKIN U SHIT" calem screemd nd poyntid at him. alasia kissd his cheek. "shh baybe calm downe" alasia whisprd. calem calmd downe. he went up to alix nd- wAIT
he haz foam comin owt of his mowth. "god damn squirrel" alasia sed.
alasia nd nna watchd da showe. he strtd beetin up alix nd spittin on him
"AYYYYEE" alasia nd nna screemd. dey wer havin fun. all da suddin nna nd alasia threw popcorn on dem bc dey r fagits. aftr alix wus nockd owt calem turnd into a big burrito. "WOT" alasia screemd lookin at cal- i meen da burrito. "NOOOOOOO" she screemd nd fell to her nees lyke in da movees.
sry 4 fels
sry alasia
-nna
