My Life Doesn't Make Sense

Good Things To Say During Sex

-PaPA

-fAthEr

-I lefT THE OvEN ON

-rICE KriSpIes

-AhGhHHhHhHHHH

(My phone just fell on my face at this moment and trust me I looked so done what Am I doiNG)

-I'll fUck yOu so hArd YoUr noGgin Will ImpLode

-I amM thE lEGend 27

-thE cOlor YellOw mAkes Me hArd don'T leT Me WatcH cuRious gEorgE

-mEee moNNNeYYY

-MY riGhT tOenAil JuST fEll OfF whAT tHe FuCk

-LeT's Do somEtHing kiNky. I'Ll bE SnOw WhiTe. You be A refRigeraaTorr

(Yeah I'm not ok)

OMFFFF I JUSR REALIZED THAT THIS WAS THE 69TH CHAPTER. OH MY FUCKING JESUS HITLER

I'm gonna be a virgin for the rest of my life and honestly I'm ok with that