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Wow I'm updating at

2:00 am-ish

Amish

Ha

[Something clever & gay]

Hey hey on Skyrim I killed a dragon and I also became a werewolf at some point

Neato mosquito

👌pleasehelpmefatherforIhavesinned

WoooooPppp

I bet all of y'all are tired of these random updates at... very early o'clock

Just wanted to let you know that nothing exactly goes on in my life




Just wanted to let you know that nothing exactly goes on in my life

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Do you ever get a super random thought

That actually is like... really deep

And you think about it for a while
...You keep thinking

Then it's gone and you don't ever remember it

Yeah that's what I'm experiencing now

I feel like all of my stories have a bunch of typos

Because you see, while I'm typing I just type fast and maybe graze over the words. Then I publish it and reread the chapter. But that's basically a second skim. I never really... Look at them in detail? So uhhh, yeah.

What if I got 666 words in this chapter

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What if I got 666 words in this chapter

Do you t h i n k
I c a n

yeaHHHhhh

I feel like kindergarteners are so innocent

Like
When I was in kindergarten

It was like this, "Heheheheh. Do you wanna hear a baaaad word?"
"Yeah yeah!" [Insert snickering]
"You're stupid"
[Violent Crying]

Yeah

So

I'm not gonna be able to get 666 words in this chapter because you're probably all tired of my rambling and stuff

Why does this account have almost 150 subs. Like, dude... On my first wattpad account I had one edgy story about a teen girl who falls in love with a dude who later commits suicide. But like no that's bad. I'm not sure if it's cliche but... Here's a chart

Cliche | Bad
_______________

It fell about...

Cliche | Bad
___________*____ [line stretch?]

Okay wait never mind

Cliche = bad

So

____________*_

Wait, let's scoot it over a bit...

______________ *

A bit more

_____________     *
           🗑

🗑

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

-uses emojis to express weird emotions-

Okay but let's just say the story h*cking sucked

Aaaand my second Wattpad account was a Star Wars account

I wrote some shitty fic about an edgelord having a daughter, and his daughter being a super powerful mini edgelord

And then like

This is my

🤔

Third account? Fourth account?

I can't tell if I'm thanking people or if I'm just complimenting myself

Yeah I'm not

Thanking people

I'm kidding ily... whoever's reading this

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Yeah ok gn Bois and Grills sleep tight, I guess

😗

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