fanboy k.t.h + j.j.k (#Wattys2017)

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taehyungs pov

"why did i even bother to come"

"because you love me"

"sike"

i took out my bags and set them down on the porch. i looked around the secluded cabin.

"where were you able to find such a place?"

"craigs list"

"really?"

"no im joking joonie was able to find it for rent"

"oh okay"

we walked inside and put everything down and just laid on the couch. i flopped down and landed straight on his chest. it didnt take long for me to readjust myself from the awkward position

"s-so. ahem. what do you wanna eat?"

"i dont know takeout is fine with me"

"okay"

We went to the kitchen and used the landline to order pizza and wings. he sat on the island and I stood next to him on the phone.

"yes I'd like to order 2 pizzas, one pepperoni and one. . . pineapple" I smiled mischievously.

jungkook made a face of disgust

"get triggered bitch- oh yea I'll wait"

once the order was placed I hung up.

"how can you live with yourself when you eat pineapple"

"shut up you haven't even tried it"

"don't need to, fruit doesn't belong on a pizza"

I just rolled my eyes and ignored him.

when the pizza arrived we had to awkwardly pay the competition in front of each other.

"this...is good"

"I know"

"I mean how can this, be good? It's fucking fruit"

"don't judge a pizza by it's fruit"

"life motto"

We finished the pizza while watching a chick flick ((let's say it's everything everything because I just got done watching it))

"that was so gay"

"shut up it was cute"

"haha gAAAAYYY"

"your gay"

"for you" he winked then smirked

"oh my god the cringe"

"what and your not"

"cringey? no I'm not awkward"

"I don't mean that, and yes you are, I mean gay. your like hella gay for me"

"you wish"

"shall I remind you that you called me dadd-"

"LALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU"

I quickly got up and ran to the kitchen to get something to drink

"thirsty? for me"

I spit the juice out and sped out "OOOH LOOK AT THE TIME. IT'S SLEEP TIME"

"your room is on the left"

I ran to my room and shut the door behind me leading my beet red face to sleep.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD MAKE SMUT THIS WILL BE FUCKING CRINGEY EWW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANNA PUKE

idk if i should tho. will anybody even read.