Dan and Phil • Vampires • Phan (compleat)

• Chapter 18 • I Do

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It's not a big wedding. In fact it's really small. we are outside the wedding in the back garden behind the castle, and we are surrounded by blue and silver roses. It's beautiful. Phil still hasn't told his family he's dating a vampire, and my dad refused to come to the wedding, so it's just me, Megan, and Elizabeth. I should also add that none of the ministers wanted to Marry two gay men so Megan got legally ordained online. And Elizabeth is my best man. Phil even convinced Susan to be his best man, witch is completely crazy seeing as how the crow is a stubborn piece of no good shit. He is Phil's friend though.

"Do you, dan Howell, take this man to be your one and only lover, your light in a world of darkness, your hope in times of struggle, your remedy in times of pain, and your husband in the years to come, through illness and poor health, to love and to hold." Megan says as she moves her hair over her left shoulder. I just smile. I'm so fricken lucky to have Megan and phil and Elizabeth, and I hate to say it, but even the stupid bird.

"I do" I say excitedly. The rest of Elizabeth's words swim through my head, and out the other ear. I'm to excited to pay attention and Phil is looking completely dazzling in his prefect tuxedo.

the two most important words of my life are the ones that bring me back into this Amazing reality. The words that now bind phil and I together for eternity.

"I do" he says as he smirks at me. I smile back and we squeeze each others hands.

"With the power invested in me through getordained.com and the 30 dollars you both pitched in to buy me the certificates and the frame, i now pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the husband" Megan says happily as she closes her copy of Harry Potter she stole from Phil's apartment. The reason she had the book was to replace the bible, witch she didn't own.

Phil excitedly kisses me and Megan and Elizabeth have to patiently wait through a make out session instead of the short simple kiss we were meant to do. They wait though, and they don't make us brake apart. It takes about 15 seconds for the kiss to entirely stop, and then Elizabeth starts talking again.

"Um, meg. If I could take this moment" Elizabeth says. She already talked to me and phil about this. I find myself smiling like an idiot though. It's adorable. Phil squeezes my hand as he smiles.

"We met because we both needed thereapy acording to our parents. Aparidently I needed something to fix my radical lesbian empty heart." She says. Megan chuckles and smiles happily. I know that Elizabeth and Megan are both in love with the word radical because they can hardly go a sentence without saying it when they talk to each other "And we can both agree that stupid therapist sucked the happiness out of both us. But then you brought it back to me the time I kissed you to prove him making me straight wasn't working. And that's when we started. and I never want it too end" Megan awws as she puts a hand over her heard, but her face shifts to surprise when Elizabeth gets down on one knee and opens a small black heart box.

"Will you marry me, to be more specific, marry us. right here, right now?"

"Yes!" She squeals excitedly as she jumps a bit. Elizabeth smiles and slips the ring onto megs finger. then they kiss and phil puts an arm around me.

Megan repeats the vows and then they kiss and phil and I clap for them.

"We are the best family ever" phil says as he pulls Megan and Elizabeth in to join me and Phil's hug.

"I honestly love you guys so much." Megan says as she leans her head on Elizabeth's shoulder.

"We love you too" Elizabeth says as I nod and smile. I lean my head on Phil's shocker and we stay cuddled together for a very long time. When you get over me and Megan's stubbornness, the crowd obnoxious voice, Megan's constantly happy smile, and Phil's bad jokes, we really are a perfect family. And even if I didn't want anything to do with Susan or Megan or Elizabeth in the first place, I can't imagine my life without them. It seems almost impossible to try and think back to when I wanted to be king, and I wanted to marry a goodlooking Ritchie princess. I can't remember why I would want what my dad wanted.

We brake apart and Elizabeth smiles at me.

"And surprise, I bought us three tickets to translavana for a giant honey moon, and so they can see if they can take the vampire out of dan." Elizabeth says as she pulls out three tickets. I smile excitedly.

"No fricken way! First class!" I say excitedlyas I look at the train ticket. The train travels extreamly far underground, farther then any human could sever dig.

"And I got phil a normal first class plane ticket! Sorry you can't come on the train. It's too close to the earths core. It would melt the skin off your bones and kill you within seconds."

"Well thanks for not taking me on the train." Phil laughs as he looks at the dirt class ticket. Elizabeth ordered her own credit card when she lived with me and phil for a while so that's probably how she paid for them.

"So. In one week dan will most likely be 100% Human. And Megan and I will be laughing at you humans stupid Dracula bull shit." Elizabeth says as she passes us each a ticket to translavania. Phil laughs and rolls his eyes. We all know that Dracula was his favourite childhood movie. He would sneak down with his older brother Martyn, who I've only seen pictures of, and they would watch the movies late at night.

"Seven days until I'm human. Seven days until we can be a normal couple." I say as phil pulls me into another kiss, a long, passionate, loving, caring, perfect, phil Lester kiss.

"Seven days." Phil repeats as he kisses me on the top of my head and squeezes my shodler.