Dare: Freed has to wear tight/sexy clothing or something like that.
Freed: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
Me: Actually, I think it's the opposite. Why else would they want to see it?
Loki: Can't blame them for wanting to see more.
Laxus: Do you want to become a lightning rod?
(Loki is currently in a full body cast in a wheelchair, wearing a broken pair of glasses)
Loki: *gulps* No.
Freed: I swear I'm going to hunt down every single person who gives me a truth or dare!
Me: *sprays Freed in the face with water*
Bad boy, bad.
Freed: I'm not a dog!
Laki: I've got the perfect outfit for him to wear!
*grabs box and hands it to Freed*
Go change.
Five minutes later
Bickslow: Come on Freed, come out.
Freed: No!
Me: Come on Freed, here boy.
Freed: Stop talking to me like a dog!
Erza: Come on out Freed, or I'll drag you out.
Freed: *sighs* fine
*pulls back curtain*
(This is what Freed's wearing, and his hair is in a ponytail)
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Guild: *blood flowing from noses*
Freed: Can I change back into my coat now?
Me: Nope.
*pulls out phone*
Lucy: I wonder how much Sorcerer Weekly would pay for these photos...
Freed: Lucy, I swear to god, I don't care if you need the rent money, you're not selling those photos!
Me: Hey Freed, how about some poses?
Freed: No!
Cana: I dare Freed to seductively pose!
Me: And since it's a dare you have to do it.
Freed: I hate my life.
*kneels on floor, knees spread, hands on the floor, leaning forward onto his arms*
Guild: *takes photos*
Freed: There, are we done?
Me: Nope, give us another pose.
Freed: *leans onto table with crossed arms, sticking out his fine ass*
Guild: *takes more photos*
Freed: Is that enough?
Me: One more.
Freed: *sits on table with left leg dangling off the side, right leg bent, right foot on the table, leaning back on left hand, right hand in his hair*
Guild: *takes even more photos*
Freed: Okay, I'm done.
*goes behind curtain to change*
Lucy: Sorcerer Weekly, here I come!
Freed: No!
