Dare: I dare Freed to get drunk in front of the whole guild.
Cana: Well, Freed, care to have a little drinking contest?
Freed: I don't really have a choice, do I?
Me/Cana: Nope
Me: Also, I'm gonna stay just writing 'Me' instead of 'Envythepalmtree23'
Gajeel: No one cares! They just want to see...read...they just want Freed to get drunk!
Freed: Why me? T_T
-6 drinks later-
Freed: Gihi...hic...ehhh...
Cana: Missing accomplished!
Freed: *swaying on barstool, with a giant grin*
Give me, hic, another
Mira: I think you've had enough
Freed: *pouts* meanie. *looks at Grey*
Hey look! Hic. It's Elsa!
Grey: Seriously? You're using that joke again?
Me: *shrugs*
Laxus: I should take him home
Freed: Nooooooooooooooo
Laxus: Freed, you're drunk
Freed: And you're sexy 😘
*grabs Laxus's shirt collar, pulls him down and kisses him*
Me/FT girls: YAOI!!!😍
Bickslow: *takes photo*
Elfman: Freed's a real man!
Freed: Which one of you boys is next?😘
Me: Playboy Freed!
Guildarts: Well...
Cana: DAD!
Guildarts: What? He offered
Cana: Keep it in your pants, old man
Makarov: Freed's going home before he ends up making a terrible decision
Freed: You're, hic, no fun.
