Dare: I dare Freed to strip in front of the entire guild like Grey does
Freed: END ME!!!!!
Me: *grins evilly* I really like this one.
Laxus: I don't.
Ever: Why? Don't want anyone else seeing what's only yours to see?
Laxus: ...
Freed: What sin have I committed to deserve such a punishment?
Me: Being too fine! That ass, bro!
Freed: -_- *crying and screaming internally*
Erza: *grabs camera* Lets get this show, started shall?
Freed: Fine. *stand in front of guild, about to unbuckle belt*
Levy: Wait!
Freed: Oh thank god, Levy, help!
Levy: *whispers to me*
Me: *grins* Freed, I'm going to add a twist to this dare. Not only do you have to strip, but you have to do it...seductively.
Freed: Levy! How could you!
Levy: Sorry Freed, but I couldn't resist.
Freed: I still haven't recovered from the seductive posses, and now you want me to seductively strip!
Me: Yep.
Freed: *sighs* Fine. *unbuckles belt and lets it fall. Undoes cost buttons slowly. Let's his coat drop to his elbows while slightly tilting his head to the side. Straightens his arms and lets the coat slowly fall off him*
Guild: *wolf whistles*
Freed:😳*unties cravat from around his neck, slowly pulling it off while tilting his head to the side, revealing his neck. Drops cravat to the floor and slowly unbuttons his dress shirt, revealing his chest and torso. Leaving his open shirt on his hands go lower till their unbuttoning/unzipping his pants.*
Guild: *more wolf whistles*
Erza: *taking photos*
Laxus *grinning*
Freed: *sit on the bar behind him lifting one foot on to the counter top. Somehow manages to make taking of his shoe sexy (like seriously, how?),and repeats the process with the other. Turns to face guild on the bar top and and gracefully slides his pants down to his knees while still sitting on the counter. Leans back on his hands as he slides his legs out of his lose pants.*
Grey: Damn. I'm seriously starting to question my sexuality.
Loki: Freed is a sexuality. Seriously, I'm straight, but I still genuinely fell for Freed. Straight, bi, asexual, doesn't matter. Anyone can become a Freedsexual.
Laxus: Oi, back off! He's mine!
Loki: I had him first!
Grey: I'm next!
Freed: Fuck my life. *brings hair over his shoulder and pulls ribbon out, then flicks his hair over his shoulder. Lowers himself from the bench and turns to face away from the others. Freed slips out of his briefs and stretches out his arm to the side, making a show of him dropping his underwear*
Guild: *nose bleed*
Freed: *shirt is long enough to hide his ass and dick, and so is his hair. Freed looks over his shoulder at everyone and pulls his shirt off, letting it drop behind him.*
Erza: *taking pictures*
Freed: O-okay, th-there, I did it, happy now?
Me: Very. *gives money to Erza to bye a copy of all the photos*
Laxus: *places his coat around Freed's shoulders* Okay, that's enough. Shows over.
Freed: Oh, thank god it's over.
Me: until the next chapter of course.
Freed: 😭
Me: Til then!👋
