Dare: Freed, I dare you make out out with any guild member except for Laxus, but in front of the guild
Laxus: Who are you and where do you live?
Me: Laxus, no.
Laxus: Laxus, yes.
Me: -_-
Freed: Why? Just why?
Me: Deciding who will make out with Freed will be difficult.
Mira: Oh! I've got an idea!
*whispers idea into my ear*
Me: Perfect!
Freed: I'm scared.
Me: We will have a vote! You, my lovely readers, will get the chance to decide who Freed will make out with! Now for the contenders. Mira.
Mira: *hands over paper with a list of names*
Freed: Why do you have that?
Mira: Are you really surprised?
Freed: Honestly, no.
Me: Ahem. The contenders are Natsu, Grey, Loki, Gajeel, Elfman, Warren, Max and Jet!
Natsu: Awesome! Wait- what are we doing? I wasn't listening.
Grey: Oh boy.
Loki: This will be interesting.
Gajeel: Why me?
Me: Remember the collar from the first dare?
Gajeel: ...
Elfman: Only a real man should kiss Freed!
~inside Warrens head~
Freed: Oh, Warren. You're so much braver and stronger than Laxus. I want to be with you forever.
Warren: Freed my dear, kiss me.
They lean in and-
Laki: Uh, Warren. You're thoughts are...
Warren: AHHHHH!!! GOD DAMMIT!!! YOU SAW NOTHING!!! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
Freed: 😳
Max: Am I the only one worried about Laxus?
Laxus: *intense glaring*
Jet: Oh Mavis help us all.
Me: Choose your favourite!!! Or you're least favourite cause they'll likely die after.
Laxus: Likely is not the word I'd use.
Freed: Have I mentioned that I hate my life? Just saying.
Me: Get voting! 😊
(Votes are now closed)
