Part 1

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Me and Mansi: *drops some Ramen on the floor*

Everyone: *stops what they are doing, looks scared*

Jin: *glares at you and stands up*

Jin: what.did.i.tell.yoi.about.dropping.food.on.the.ground

Me and Mansi: OH SHIT *gets up and starts running*

Jin: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE

Mansi and Me: *nods head at each other and heads to the kitchen, starts throwing plates at the members*

Taehyung: YAHHH

Jin: *trying to calm everyone down*

Me and Mansi: *getting a head start and starts running*

Suga: IS THERE EVER A FUCKING TIME WE CAN EAT IN PEACE

Everyone: agreed *starts picking up plates and throwing them at each other*

Jin: YOUR ALL GONNA DIE FOR BREAKING MY FUCKING PORCELAIN PLATES

*everyone starts running except Rap Mon*

Rap Mon: guys calm your tits

Hobi: YAHH! Calm down!?!?! Calm down!?!?! Calm down my ass

Taehyung: EVERYONE JUST SHIT DOWN, SHIT DOWN EVERYONE

Suga: EVERYONE ITS OK, WE'RE RICH, LOOK I WILL EVEN SELL MY EXPENSIVE THREE DOLLAR CHAINS FOR YOU

Jimin: I will even give my jams! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN *rips shirt*

Jungkook: good idea hyungs, OH MAN HOLY SHIT, THE GIRLS ARE THROWING PLATES, DUCK HYUNGS DUCK!??!!!?!?

Rap Mon: JIMIN YOUR JAMLESS, PUT ANOTHER SHIRT ON!

Jin: EVERYONE JUST STOP

Everyone: *stops what theyre doing*

*plate comes and gets smashed on Jin's head*

Jin *Heavy breathing*

Jin: Now you're all going to die

*Rap Mon and Jimin still fighting about the Jamz thing*

Jimin: do so

Monie: do not

Jimin: do so

Monie: do not

Tae Tae: HYUNGS DUCK

*Jin throws plate like a fucking maniac*

*PD-Nim walks in and drops everything, almost gets hit by a plate but just missed him, he didn't even flinch he just glared*

Jungkook: *sees pd nim* guys *tries to get attention* guys *still getting attention* GUYS FOR FUCKSAKES

Jin: Who said that foul language is to Be us- pd nim heyyyyy

Everyone: haiiiii, pd nim, so good to see you

Bang PD: What's going on here?

*Everyone stops in their tracks*

You and Me: PD NIM, THEY TRIED TO KILL US, THEY ARE FUCKING MANIACS

Bang PD: *taking in everything* You're all fired

-Three days later-

News: BTS is now disbanded. Apparently, they had crashed their whole dorm and apparently, the cause of all this confusion was because a pair of girls had dropped ramen on the floor.

BTS stans: IMMA FIND THESES FUCKING GIRLS

You and me: oh shit, its boutta go down

The End✊🏽🤙🏽 YORAH, (means yoza and siege)

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