Bts funny scenarios

Part 3

Kidnapped:

HS: Please, she-sus, save us.......

NJ: Don't worry I'll protect you *puts arm around shoulder*

V: AAAAAHHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE. NO WAIT. WE'LL TURN INTO DINOSAURS AND THEN DIE BECAUSE OF....... OF......... WHATEVER WE'RE GONNA DIE!

YG: For fuck's sake, can you just shut up for once?! Dear god....

Jin: YAH! WHO USED THAT FOUL LANGUAGE?! I did not raise you people like this..... *gets arms ready*

JK: WAHHHH *cries like baby*

Jimin: There there, EVERYTHING will be alright...... *comforts Jungkook*

Kidnapper: GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS DISRESPECT?!

Jin: *eyes kidnapper* *turns into strong woman do bong soon* What. YOU. Did. To. Deserve. This?

Everyone: Aww snap

Jin: *stands up* Namjoon. Stand. Up.

NJ: *stands up* *table breaks* *gets Jin's rage* You're. All. Gonna. Die.

Everyone: ABORT. I REPEAT. MISSION ABORT. *runs away*

NJ: *goes to kidnapper* *accidentally breaks kidnapper's neck*

NJ: Uh Oh. *insert Uh Oh image*

---SKIP---

News: BTS's Rap Monster, Kim Namjoon, has just been arrested for breaking a man's neck. He claims for it to have been an accident. Thankfully, it will only be for a short while since the man himself is also a criminal.

ARMYs: Who. Is. This. Bitch. *gets rage from Namjoon*

JK: WAHHHH *still cries like a baby*

V: THANK THE LORDS THANK THE HEAVENS

Jin: Yah! How can you say that after seeing something so horrible like ones' neck being broken and your father going to jail.

JM and HS: *feel guilty*

YG: *sleeping*

Me and Mansi: we heard about everything

JK: oh So Mi Na *hugs me*

JM: oh Mansi *hugs Mansi*

YG: SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM TRIN TO SLEEP