Part 4

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Hey peeps, don't y'all get mad at this story we live BTS, also for viewers over 16, this will include mild descriptions of the.......... TALK, and yesh that's bout it, sooooooo yeah bye


But secretly we own him, *jungkook walks in*

Jungkook: what are you two talking about

Me: nothing *smiles innocently*

JK: Seriously, watcha doin?

M&Y: Leave before we do HORRIBLE things to you *smiles innocently

JK: Like what?

M&Y: *sighs* Such a baby

JK: So baby baby baby oohh~

M&Y: Shut up.

JK: *shuts up*

*vernon walks in*

Vernon: LIFE CRISIS GUYS WOOZI JUST GREW AN INCH

M&Y&JK: NO WAY!!!

Woozi: *glares at us* shut up before I take you all down

M&Y: *laughs at him*

Y: *puts hand on shoulder* We wish the utmost worst for you. Don't worry

JK: What's going on?

M: *puts hand on shoulder* Please, when will you grow up. You can do everything yet you don't know shit.

JK&W: *clueless*

M&Y: *whispers to each other* what will we do with them? *wipes lone tear*

Vernon: *joins us* Yes I know.

M&Y: *glares* get outta here

VN: *puts hand up* Whatever ya say...... *leaves*

JK: *whispers in Woozis ear* I'm scared

W: don't worry I'm scared to, I'm so tiny

Y: right we've figured out what we are gonna do

M: *puts hand on Jungkooks shoulder* my dear fetus, I will regret this but it has to be done

Y: *grabs a tissue and fake cries*

M: it's time we had the........ talk *dramatic music*

JK&W: OH MAN HOLY SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

Y: *grabs W*

M: *grabs JK* boi just bcuz u work out dont mean u can defeat me. We gurls are fighters. So sit yo ass down.

Y: So the talk is about something that happens between a boy and a girl.

JK&W: *nervous*

Jin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS TALKING ABOUT????!!!

M&Y: Oh shit

JK: Eomma!

J: Kookie!

W: Eomma!

J: Who the hell are you

JK: Eomma! They wanna have the TALK with us! Waa *cries*

J: WHAT

M&Y: Hana, dul, set. *runs*

J: Oh ur not getting away! *rage mode*

M: Dasi run run run

Y: nan meomchul suga eobseo~

J: OH YALL BITCHES AINT GOIN NO WHERE

M: DASHI RUN RUN RUN

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