Students as Brandon Rodgers Quotes

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Saihara: "My syndrome might be down but my hopes are up"

Kaede: "Yeah we sell organic kale chips through the homosexual hipster aisle next to the recycled toilet paper you glitter dick."

Gonta: "And the dead pharmacist told the boy 'You got type two diabetes!'"

Hoshi: "This is my letter of resignation, you can roll it up into a tight little wad and shove it up your DICK!"

Toujo: "MORE ASIAGO!"

Rantarou: "Excuse me ma'am, have you seen my son? He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet."

Kiibo: "In the workplace, being gay just has its perks. You're simply just a better person."

Angie: "Yeah, I do a lot of drugs."

Ouma: "You, in the yellow, if I find drugs on you, you better count me in!"

Kaito: "You are the cumshot I should've swallowed."

Tsumugi: "And what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?"

Tenko: "What the hell? Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that no-... Congratulations you just triggered a Vietnam flashback."

Himiko: "I drank some bleach all the way down to the blue and now I'm starting to feel like Harry Potters."

Maki: "Principal Mars, I'm gonna need backup, the kindergartners are raping each other."

Iruma: "The only person I'd be willing to have sex with is literally anybody else."

Korekiyo: "You want to be what? A doctor? Well, I wanted to be a ballerina, you want to know what I became? HIV positive."

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