So there's this guy in my class (I'll call him Q for the story) and he's very into science and robotics and stuff (like guns bc he's probs a school shooter he came to class with a nerf gun)
Since he's into robots I asked him a bunch of questions about em, for "research".
The first question was indirect, and if he answered no, I wouldn't have to ask my next one, but his answer led into the second one anyways.
The first question was "Do robots need to wear pants?"
His answer was "No, because they have nothing to hide. There are no genitals there."
"hoW WOULD YOU KNOW?" I asked him
"Because they don't have a need to reproduce."
And I was satisfied with this answer. I indirectly asked a kid if robots had dicks.
But then he PEEVED me
"They have no purpose like humans do. They're just useless toys meant to entertain us."
Bro. Q. Mahdudebro. Fuck you.
And ofc me and my other friend yelled at him about how he was being racist towards robots and why his evil misogynistic statements were wrong.
But I still wasn't satisfied with my answer.
"Do robots not have dicks because its not weird and fleshy and would probably hurt?"
"What do you mean 'would probably hurt'?"
"Like,,,,, dildo's aren't hard metal like robots are hard metal"
"What is a dildo?" (he's like mormon or smthn)
"Shh poor innocent boy, explain why robots cannot reach orgasm."
"Because they're metal? They wouldn't even have the soul to feel love in the first place."
(insert me and friend yelling again)
Moral of the story don't ask science people robot questions bc science people are racists
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