49 minutes late new years headcanons

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//was supposed to be posted at midnight but mafia distracted me ouch

//also est is the superior time zone you cucks

- Akamatsu hosts a party for everyone.

- Everyone is either drunk, high, or horny except for Saihara and Kiibo.

- Momota "Can You Smoke A Chia Pet" Kaito.

- Drunk Akamatsu is hornier than sober Iruma and just wants a good fuck.

- Someone gets laid by someone.

- Gokuhara, Harukawa, Hoshii, and Shinguuji cry while talking about their feelings.

- Shirogane had on a holographic dress that everyone thought was pretty but at midnight the dress turned into a globe shape and she rolled down the stairs in it. "Guys look the ball dropped!"

- Nobody knows who got the drugs or alcohol, it just kinda appeared.

- "Who put the fork in the garbage disposal?"

- Strip poker but everyone thought it was go fish and Yumeno was using her magic to remove peoples clothes.

-  "Atua has found Angie an app that will please us all! The app is called 'Wattpad!'"

- Pony Tulpas™

- Chabashira discovers Omegle. Chabashira does not like Omegle.

- Cops are called.

- Nobody knows who called the cops.

- Saihara and Kiibo have to bail everyone out.

//the end

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