I'm not a Homosexual John x Dave, Dirk and Jake

[chapter 1] The starting of something pretty okay you hope.

Your name is John, its the first day at a new school and you're already being introduced to the bullies. Every year the gangs welcome the new kids; mostly with black eyes, empty pockets and a lot of kids stuck in the janitor's closet. But this is the way it's always been, it's easier to know who to avoid this way.

Right now you're busy trying to avoid these scary kids, it seemed like this school had twice as many as your old one. It was your first year here at St. Hussie High and moving in was never fun, you lost count of all the times you have had to say goodbye to good friends. You were lucky if you kept a friend or two over pesterchum.

An angry female grabs you by your collar while you were spacing out. She was two times taller than you witch made her all the more intimidating "Hey kid, where do you think you're going?" She spits threw her teeth. Before you could say anything, she throws you against the wall. "Thought you could get away from me, huh? You must be new, cause nobody gets away from Vriska Serket."

There was no hope of escape, she was already raising her arm with a fist. You were shaking all over when a really chill sounding voice raises "Yo Serket" Vriska turned towards the call of her name, as a guy with pointy sunglasses walks in. "Get lost" he remarks as he leans on the wall. "Fine, he doesn't have anything anyway" she drops you down and glared at the shades dude. "Stupid Striders" you hear her mutter as she leaves the scene.

The guy only stares at you as you pick yourself up, you couldn't tell if he was going to pick on you too or not. "Stay away from her, I won't be there to save your sorry ass next time" he says as he turns and strides away. "Wait, I didn't catch your name." you call back to him. He stops mid step only to say "Didn't throw it" then leaves without another word like a badass.

The day was going like most first days go; awkward nodding and forgetting everyone's name at least once. You met this fussy kid named Karkat who always seems to be yelling, though you quickly make friends over your love for terrible movies. You walk with him into the cafeteria at lunch and sit with Karkat's friends, there was six of them including Karkat. At the table sat Terezi; the one who had red glasses too thick to see through, Sollux; who was wearing 3-D glasses? Kanyna; who was definitely way to mature for school, Nepeta; a red head who wore a cute cat beanie and Gamzee; who looked like he came straight out of a really druck circus.

You sit beside the Terezi who gets a little too close and... smells you? "Can I taste you?" She asked with a toothy grin "um.. no thanks" you mumble as you shift your chair away from her "Come on, just a little lick" she sticks out her tongue "Terezi, quit trying to thcare off the new kid" you hear through a heavy lisp. There was more chatting in the group that you weren't part of; a lot of 'shut up's and 'make me's.

You tune it out and look over at the cool kid table, the guy who saved you is sitting there with Vriska, another kid with shades like him and some other cool kids/bullies you don't know. They seemed to be in an intense argument of some sort but you were to far away to make out any of it. Your eyes then shift to what looks like a nerd table, if they weren't wearing glasses they were reading what looked like nerd bibles. Your so lucky you didn't get stuck there, those kinds of tables are always open targets to bullies. Definitely doesn't give positive vibes to it.

Thats when you noticed the silence at the table as Karkat atempts to not break out laughing "What's so funny?" you ask. They all continue to attempt silence until Karkat finally explodes with laughter. Not even the "im laughing with you" kind, it was flat out "look at that idiot" and everyone from the other tables watched as Karkat laughed his lungs up. You give a long cold stare, not really sure how to act, that's when it hit you. You had been stareing at a British kid over at the nerd table and... oh god they were looking back, confused.

Karkat slows down, takes a breath and looks back to you "wow John, I didn't know you were into guys" he said with a smug look on his face. Your face was crawling with a blush that you try to hide by pulling up your shirt over you're face "I-I'm not..." you attempt. "John has a crush" Nepeta purred as the bell rings for the end of lunch.

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A.N. I don't know if I will continue working on this or not, but I didn't see any fanfictions like this so I was like "why the heck not owo" and wrote this. (mostly for the lols)
Plz comment any suggestions or stuff, I actually don't care.
Till next update I guess ==>