Love at First Sight

Chapter 5

Authors Note: LETS DO THIS!!! Recap: No ones dead, it was all owens sex filled dream. Matthew is in 7th grade SS (I've changed to a class withe everyone in it since I can't think of another class) since this is old and apparently hes a trap. Sheffield has just entered the story.

"Soo, where should I sit?" said Sheffield batting his eyes. The teacher stood there stuttering, taken in by his beauty.

"NEXT TO ME!" shouted Tanner, obnixiously loud. Matthew couldn't believe it. Tanner was a two-timing skank who will sleep with any pretty face.  Sheffield swayed his dark blonde hair, purposefully, as he walked to his new seat. What a slut, amirite???? 

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Matthew slumped over the table, quietly eating his lunch. No one talked to him for everyone around him was in a relationship. Tanner flirted with Sheffield, Owen and Rachel were tending to their child, and the rest were in a polysexual relationship orgy. 

"But I'm sooooo hungry!!!!!!!" yelled Owen attempting to grab the egg him and Rachel were using as a fake baby. 

"I will not let you eat our baby! Last time we had a human child you ate it so now we have to practice," said Rachel  when all of sudden Mr.Levine comes over and grabs the egg and eats it, raw.

"PROTTTTEIN," he screams, "Now get to class young grasshoppers."  Sheffield gets up and bends down, picking up his pencil. Just then, Tanner thrusts into Sheffield where as immdeiately Sheffield gets up and slaps Tanner. 

"Ignorant slut," whispers Sheffield, angry. Matthew sees his chance. 

"Um hey, I just wanted to let you know, I think Tanner is a slut and his thing is small," stuttered Matthew, feeling his flace flush. Sheffield smiled and they held hands all the way to Language Arts, where Ms.Bruce was going to complicate things.