Strange love

damn he is a fine tortilla

so guys this is the beloved Tyler x

"Ah fuck" i groaned

they both turned to look at me in concern

"guys don't freak out or anything but ..I think ...I'm pregnant" I whispered

"how!!? Luke I told you not to knock her up!!"

"but i didint.. did I ?!" luke stammered looking bewidelred

"do you wanna know how I'm pregnant" I whispered

"What the fuck tell us!!" the yelled in unison

"well Luke ...looked at me real sexy like and damn he is a fine tortilla immaculate conception through eyes and now I'm pregnant" I smiled

" YOURE CRAZY!" Tyler laughed

"that was the stupidest thing I ever heard you say," Luke said raising an eyebrow suppressing a laugh

"girl ...you... hella ....funny...." Luke panted still clutching his sides

"but that was so random though......why may I ask I thought you hated me" Luke questioned

he thinks i hate him?

"i just prefer when you 're smiling I understand this isn't your fault" I grinned

"Then in the bipolar one", he scowled "but anyway, I'm glad your ok about this mess and I hope we're ok" he smiled

"Yup but I only did it to hold the piece but if you think I'm having second thoughts you're wrong I don't like you as a boyfriend either as a friend but still stop impregnating young people with you sexy eyes!"

shit bit harsh...

"how are you able to say that" he sighed there was a flash of hurt in his eyes but it was gone in a second why do I regret saying that....

"confidence" I smile

"cocky," he says as he heads for the door

"idiot" I call back

he turns to look at me frowning "weird"

"ugly" I fire back

"annoying" he grumbles

"irritating"

"stupid"

"HIPOPOTAMUS" I yell

"Wow are you five or you have no words in vocablary" he jeered

I lick my finger and raised it in the air

"imbecile, dull-witted, brainless, slow, pointless, meaningless, futile, inane, dopey, dazed, obtuse, thick, moronic, oh and my favourite word of all so much dick in personality than his pants so that makes you IRRELEVANT" I grin as I watch Tyler and Luke open their mouth staring at me with shock "yes dear sir the temperature is rising" I use the finger that was in the air and touch him on the shoulder "damn you just got....."

I look at Tyler who was currently eating popcorn stuffing his face looking at us intently

"BURNT" he yells

"SSSSIIIIIZZZZZLLLEEEE" I yell

I turn to face Tyler "now ladies and gentlemen that was a movie called Luke is stupid please exist in a safe slow manner I hope you enjoyed and fingers crossed there will be a sequel well, of course, there will be a sequel Lukes an idiot Am i right " I say speaking like an air hostess and moving my hands to emphasize the point

"PREACH," Tyler says raising his hand in the air

"dude where you get the popcorn from?" Luke groans