"You complete and utter IDIOT!" I screamed out during my last few seconds of life. Yup, I just died as the beginning of my story. My reason for dying was very stupid, seeing how my last words were "You complete and utter IDIOT!" Well, you're probably wondering how I died. I can't tell you because I can't remember a thing.
You heard me. I can't remember anything other than hearing myself say those words. I don't know why I can't remember anything. Maybe it's something that happens to everyone when they die. Maybe it's because if I lived, I would've gotten amnesia from whatever killed me. I can't even remember what I look like.
Was I short, tall, or average height? How much did I weigh? What was my name? Did I have hair? Was I a girl? a boy? Neither? Both? Was I a baby? Probably not, considering I could say a full sentence before death took me. Maybe I was a baby and those were my first and last words? I have no idea and it's terrifying not to know who I am, who I was.
But enough about how much I can't remember, we should talk about where I am. I'm laying down, but I can't get up. Maybe it's because I don't remember how to, or maybe I'm pulling a John Carter and I've been to Mars even though I'm a cowboy from the Wild West. Wait a minute......I REMEMBERED SOMETHING!!!
I would jump for joy but I can't move. I looked around to get a better understanding of what's going on and where I am.
tO bE cOnTiNuEd _____________________________________________________________
You better make sure to look out for as many references as possible cause I'm going to make so many. Well I hope you enjoyed the beginning of this adventure! I will not have an updating schedule so don't expect me to update every Thursday or something cause I ain't. I hope y'all have a great day though!
-A
6/3/2017
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Till Death Do Us Part
AdventureEverybody has different ideas on what the afterlife is like, here's mine. This'll probably be the only story I make and it's absolute garbage, so if you're curious, here ya go I guess.
