Flashback:
“”My name is Amanda and I have a friend who is my stalker and I think he is about to propose to me …. weird I know …”” but somehow I could find myself laughing after all of this years I think about this while I see my daughter and her first boyfriend look eachother with so much young love in their eyes and think about him the guy who I rejected and how he changed my life forever if it hadn’t been for him I wouldn’t find my husband for 20 years so thank you Evan you changed my life … I owe you one!
Flashback:
All my life I wanted to be home schooled but my parents had the idea of me going to high school and lets just say NOT COOL MOM AND DAD!
I’m your average teenage girl who has school and boys problems but I don’t have to deal with boy problems since boys didn’t pay attention to me so yeah no worries there.
And yes I do have a HUGE crush on this guy in my class and yeah I kinda stalk him on the social media but that doesn’t matter because he will never notice me, but I don’t really care I’ll probably end up as a old cat lady reading sappy romatic novels.
But one day the opportunity came knocking on my door like literally knocking on my door, I went out to see who it is and there he was the guy I’ve never thought I’d see in front of my doorstep.
It was Evan Peters he had been in love with me for years and let me tell you it wasn’t like I didn’t know about his love towards me, he was always telling me that he loves me so much and once he told me all the names for our future children
If you don’t think this is to freaky to handle I do.
Like really dude don’t you get a glue that I DON’T LIKE YOU.
Get a life or a cat.
Once he spoke I think I was going to die out of laughter, and I think I hear him say the words but I wasn’t sure what he said so I told him to tell me what he said again, and he said it.
Evan:
“Amanda I’ve loved you for years now and our relationship is going great you know how much I love you and you are the wolrds most amazing girlfriend ever and it would mean a lot to me if you would want to marry me?”
Evan said that and I burst out of laughing OMG is he being for real. Dude we are in the 21 Centry you can’t come at my front door and ask me to marry him.
He is a great guy but really Evan we’ve known eachother for three years and you have been always the creepy friend you’ve always singing love song to me and writing me love notes and leaving them in my locker. But he was just a friend sure he was kinda good looking but he was just a friend and he will stay just a friend in my book I might sound like a terrible friend but I needed something to stop this craziness.
And then I said something that I think it might broke his heart but I was sure that he will find someone who he will love and she will love him back, but I guess that person is not me!
Me:
“Evan buddy, pal you are a great guy but I can’t marry you I’m just not good enough for you, we can’t be together because I am in love with someone else **OK so not try having a kinda crush on someone is not being in love** and he loves me for you I am, he has accepted all my flaws and he loves me no matter what and guess what I love him to because I might me 17 I might be too young to be in love as the adults say but our love is stronger than that we have a strong relationship and I won’t let this silly little thing get in the way. I’m sure that one day you’ll find someone who is worth your love and someone you can enjoy being with.”
After my rant or ramble Evan did something I didn’t expect he will do, he left saying …
“I hope you two will be happy together and I sure can’t wait to find the girl who can have my heart”
OK I so didn’t that one coming but whatever, but I had just told him that I don’t deserve him that he needed someone better witch was so true but the part about me being in love was totally fake I mean no boy has shown interest in me so yeah I’m that girl the one without a social life.
Somewhere in the middle of a perfect rejection story with a freaking amazing twist:
I can’t believe that I was going to miss Evan he was like my personal fan, hahah but what I did was probably the best because he couldn’t have spent all of his life chasing me around with flowers in his hands he needed a girlfriend.
And he got one after three years we’ve finished school and I heard that he got a supermodel girlfriend I think that my rejection was a pretty good for him.
And where I was I was sitting in a cafe in New York waiting for the love of my life to walk into the caffee and I’ve been checking the door every time when someone walks in I’ve been doing that but I haven’t been going the thing I came for in this cafe I came so I can write my new romantic novel about a girl and her stalker who later on had a supermodel girlfriend, but the girls life wasn’t so bad but she was still looking for the “Prince Charming” and while she was sitting and drinking her caffee when she saw him walk in … it was like one of her dreams is coming true but I guess writing those novels paid off!
Present day:
Some final vise words believe in those sappy romance novels because maybe one day you’ll be living in one of them, and if you love the guy and get rejected don’t worry there are a lot of hot supermodels in the world!
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A/N:
Sooo heyy guys its Ana I thought I might write something and lets home you like it, if you have some stories you would like to read of you have a rejection story you want us to write just PM me or Hannah and we will write it!
Have an amazing weekend!
~Ana
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The Funniest of the Funny Rejections
Teen FictionThis is the book were we tell you, about the funniest rejections that have happened in our life, and in the lives of others around us. So if you are looking for a good laugh read on....!
