The Story Of Dumpidy Dump Dump

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Dumpidy Dump Dump

So this is basically how it went.

I was hanging out with my boyfriend, and well... I wasnt actually rejecting him per say, I was just dumping him. See I caught him cheating on me a week ago, and that was something I wasn't going to stand for.

So this is how it went down.

We were sitting on my bed, and no we weren't doing the nasty, more like just watching a movie. I mean why would i be doing the nasty with him if I was going to break up with him? Never mind.

Anyways we were sitting on my bed, and I had the remote in my hand. I paused the movie and looked over at Jason.

"Hey Babe, I have a magic trick to show you."

Jason smile lit up his face "Cool can I see?"

"Poof, you're single."

And then it was over.

Authors Note

Long time no see! Sorry about the wait guys.

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