Why Don't Males Like Me?

10 1 0
                                    

*Disclaimer: This one kinda reflects my feelings in that males really don't like me, but it doesn't because I'm not really this arrogant in real life. I promise

Why don't males like me?

I'm adorable and fun

I don't wear lots of makeup

And I smile and laugh a ton

I'm practically perfect,

With style and grace

What am I lacking?

Oh! I think I've solved the case.

It's because I can't twerk.

That's why they don't call!

So all I have to do is learn!

And then I'll have them all.

Poetry is HardWhere stories live. Discover now