*witty comebacks*

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Person: Ewww! You so fat!

Me: I can lose that with exercise. When you cant even lose your ugliness even with a miracle!

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Person: your stupid!

Me: was that supposed to offend me cause honey. The only thing that offended me was your face!

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Person: OMG! Hahaha! You fell and kissed the floor!

Me: the floors better than your face!

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Boy: your a bitch!

Me: ive been called worse

Boy: like what

Me: your girlfriend

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Person: ewww. What are you? Trash!

Me: i might be trash. But Ill always be better than you

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*whistles and walks away*

I did nothing!

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